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I am everything you've ever feared, disguised as a derpy little pony.

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Twilight is about to go run errands with Pinkie Pie, and leaves Spike to foalsit both her little niece and the Cake Twins. Remembering the disaster that was her first meeting with Pound and Pumpkin, Flurry tries to make up for last time by having a friendly conversation with them. Will the twins forgive her?

Set before the finale. Rated T for potty humor (though it's no worse than what you'd see in a nineties Nicktoon).

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Fluttershy never thought Ember would take her words seriously, but now she has a whole clutch of dragons to take care of.

A cute little fic I wrote based on the silly line at the end of season 9, episode 9.

Lots of cute Fluttershy/Discord material.

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Chris has lived in Equestria for a few months now, and finally got his own place with help from Twilight and friends! Just one small problem, as he is quick to discover: ponies tend to just walk in unannounced. Can Chris keep his sanity intact as new ponies stop by every day to say hi in thier own special way?

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Snippets from Sweetie Belle's life as she works towards her dream and falls in love along the way.

Thanks to Cryosite for reluctantly looking this over.

Ms for batsWell, well, well.

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Twilight enters her library to find Pinkie Pie reading a geology book and telling Spike facts about rocks While Maud, Pinkie's older sister, is literally bouncing off the walls begging to go get cake. Twilight is determined to find out who is responsible for this body swap but she isn't prepared for the culprit.

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It's Cider Season, and that means ponies wide and far come 'round to enjoy the Apple family's famously flavorful cider! But when something goes wrong with the recipe, it doesn't take long for things to go awry...

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When Twilight first arrived in Ponyville, her faithful assistant Spike fell head over heels for the glamorous Rarity. But what if it hadn't been her that the little dragon had grown a fondness for? After all, Rarity wasn't the only mare he'd met that day.

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As the former Bearers of Harmony and future Council of Friendship prepare to take the reins of the nation, something has to give. In this case, "something" is their positions at the School of Friendship.

This leaves said school's new headmare in a bit of a predicament. After all, the school now has two headponies, one counselor, and zero teachers.

At least qualifications were never a big concern.

Rated Teen for more risqué innuendo than the show could get away with.

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Flurry Heart's Crystaling didn't quite go as planned. After vanishing in a powerful magical surge, she became the most high-profile missing pony case in Equestrian history. Twilight leads the search to find her, before it's too late.

Unbeknownst to her, Flurry has already been found, by an unfortunate human who happened to be hiking near the place she appeared. Flurry Heart's magic is irresistibly powerful, and soon changes all around her to suit her whims. Soon Flurry's rescuer is fighting to reverse the magic, before the authorities notice and separate him from the only possible source of help.


Cover by Zutcha, editing by the Eevees in the hood Two Bit and Sparktail.

Updates most Tuesdays.

Note: This story was written as a commission for the generous patron of the arts Crescent Pulsar. If you'd like one of your own, feel free to PM me.

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A mission ends with Fluttershy being revealed as a changeling. The Mane 6 pause on the walk back home to discuss this development.

Featured on Nov. 14 2019. :yay:

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