“Trixie hates to interrupt a good monologue,” said Trixie, interrupting a good monologue, “but maybe we should continue it somewhere not on fire?”

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Still mostly empty, but I don't plan to keep it that way.

I fooled you. I fooled you. I got horse stories. I got horse stories. I got all horse stories.

Just a friendly cyborg dragon-bug thingy

[they/she] We're not gonna see the end

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Author of action-adventure fanfiction, SFM artist, Blender modeler, small-time amateur voice actor/singer, doctor of medicine, and surprised I managed to fit all that in a FiMFic banner

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Cloudy writes stories. Cloudy likes it when ponies like each other maybe a little too much and sometimes end up in love. Cloudy writes stories about these things, often.

There goes my hero.

An off-again-on-again writer and father of a pony-fan. Incessant poking will make me write more/faster, by the way. (That's not sarcasm—I need reminders to write.)

Confound these ponies. They drive me to write.

Uhhh, sarge? I think I'm nekkid. (patreon)

I take bad ideas way too seriously.

Software Developer and amateur writer.

Just a guy who writes, games, and does stuff and things.

Black Lives Matter. Good things are good, actually. I write about wizards and wizards' apprentices. 90% of prophecy is just pattern recognition.

I'm going on an adventure!

Forget not that I am a derp.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

No.

Valar morghulis.

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Guess whose back?!

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Leave a message at the tone.

Why does life always have to be so ironic?

I am No One

The writing account of Deus Ex Equus.

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Let R = { x | x ∉ x }, then R ∈ R ⟺ R ∉ R... or is it?

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Are you not entertained?

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru. https://www.patreon.com/drakeyc

Excited to finally have a FIMfiction account! Will post my stuff here now.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Weird

A bit of harmony, a lot of mania, on a foundation of existential thought, sprinkled with logic and innuendo... Damn it, now I'm thirsty.

Just an average writer of fanfics. My archenemy: Procrastination.