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statoose


I'm going on an adventure!

Dec
7th
2013

Cannot Unhear · 9:32pm Dec 7th, 2013

I'm sorry. I think.

Also, Ghosts 'n' Stuff is a good song.

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Nov
7th
2013

Figured Out Who's Been Eating My Cookies · 7:40pm Nov 7th, 2013

Oct
3rd
2013

Calling all GTA 5'ers! · 11:11pm Oct 3rd, 2013

So, GTA Online is a thing, and I need a mob team to help me terrorize love and tolerate the people of Los Santos. So if you're interested in helping me spread the magic of death friendship, feel free to add me on Xbox Live! (@ statoose)(As long as the Online servers hold up...)

Also, that moment when EileMonty follows you on dA.

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Jul
11th
2013

Ship Cannons, Canon Ships, and OTPs · 9:08pm Jul 11th, 2013



*Is sitting, waiting for a good Flash Sentry/Twilight Sparkle story to ship to my location*

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May
19th
2013

It All Makes Sense Now! · 12:59am May 19th, 2013

I'm actually rather excited to see how Equestria Girls pans out. Looks like fun, once you get past the whole purple-skinned humans thing!

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Apr
8th
2013

I'm Just Waiting For a Chance To Use This... · 9:11pm Apr 8th, 2013

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Mar
20th
2013

So I just started watching Friendship is Witchcraft... · 6:53pm Mar 20th, 2013

...and oh my god this is so weird and messed up and hilarious and I love it.

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Mar
14th
2013

The English Language Doesn't Make Sense · 3:28am Mar 14th, 2013

Bingo.

Such a simple word, yet it is senseless, and I'll tell you why:

We pronounce it "Bing-go", yes? Right. Well, in order for such a pronunciation to be strictly correct, there would need to be two G's. However, as you can plainly see, there are not two G's. Therefor, in order for this word to make sense, it must either be pronounced "bing-oh", or "bin-go".

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Nov
1st
2012

A New Story! (Also shameless self-promotion! Yay!) · 5:35pm Nov 1st, 2012

Hey guys, just thought I'd let you know that I wrote a short one-shot about Vinyl, in case any of you are interested. I'm quite proud of it, but, of course, it got buried among the many, many other stories that are posted to this website on a daily basis, so you'll forgive me if I indulge in a little self-promotion.

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Oct
22nd
2012

Dreams. · 1:11am Oct 22nd, 2012

I took a walk today. Listened to some of my favorite musical compositions. Autumn is a time is nice. I just wish it didn't precede

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