SJW Attack Survival Guide

I'm CreepyPastaSalad and Sensuous Sonority on YouTube, and I perform audio readings.

Happens to come from a land Down Under.

Patience

A Fallout and MLP junkie https://www.fimfiction.net/story/445019/fallout-equestria-lightning-strikes-twice

Love to read and write. Became a brony right after season 2 ended and everyone that knows me in real life calls me Hippie because of my long hair.

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

When I said I was going to be a Brony for life, I meant it! That didn’t mean one year or two years it meant for life! Also, I'm pretty sociable, PM me if you wish to talk or have any queshtions.

I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Discord Devotee, Princess Worshipper, Mane Six Enthusiast, and somehow Sombra's Submissive.

Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

A 30-something freak whose life is dedicated to their writing.

A weaver of tales who enjoys a good story. What more is there to say, really?

Kind of new here just looking to write some kick a stories that people will enjoy. Looking forward to writing and hoping to have fun.

I will follow you all

Only mostly dead.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

I like ponies, Hondas, other cars, drifting, driving fast, and skating. I also do other things. I am building a Rainbow Dash Itasha Honda Civic: http://bit.ly/1DFAX6S

Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA. I friggin' luv dem ponies. Rainbow Dash is the best of the mane 6. Spitfire is the best background pony. Luna is the best alicorn.

"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"

Be sure to leave me a comment if you enjoyed something I did. I live for them. Like what I do? Consider becoming a Patron!

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Sweet Doughnut Pony with stars in her eyes and frosting on her mane

'Sup. My name is Anthony. Proud Mario and Pony fan, though of course I also like other stuff. I won't say anything else yet because a major studio owns the rights to my remarkable story.

Midwest Brony. Really appreciate critiques, especially if you catch grammatical errors. I'm far more used to prose and poetry than narrative, so any advice, hate mail, etc. is appreciated.

Love the series, and I find fanfics enjoyable depending on whats in them. Not a big fan of dark,grim or clop (unless it's more romancey than sexy.)

I'll expand this later :p