Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

I didn't write any of that.

Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.

You can't see the forest...

Writer/Developer for the official MLP trading cards and collectible card game, EQD columnist, retired founding staff of BronyCon and the Humble Brony Bundle, and generally an okay sorta guy!

Hold your ground but do not be unkind. (Ponyphonic, "Shy Heart") He/him. Ponyfic Roundup reviews every Wednesday.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

"I've kissed mermaids, rode the el Nino, walked the sand with the crustaceans...."

Just a little, old baby kitty...

That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware!

Occasionally, I even write.

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

No minute is Best Minute

I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

<- this horse is gay and there's nothing you can do about it

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

God, I'm so sorry.

I am No One

I've heard that I write a pretty good story named Fallout: Equestria - Memories.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

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A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Valar morghulis.

I actually am a scientist!

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Hello there, friends. I've long admired the artistic branch of the Brony community, so I decided, "You know what? I'm sure no one will mind if I contribute something myself." Let the adventure begin.

Platypus with a pen.

Lord Fetlock Equinari, The Ponytrician of Flanhk-Marepork. Grammar Tyrant, Rogue Editor at Large, Pungeon Master, Dispenser of Unsolicited Wisdom.