Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

"Flee! The Pink One is upon us!" - from Unicorn Horns Are Made Of Candy

I am a fan of fanfiction

I'm a chef and an avid reader of all flavors, and perhaps one day I'll even get around to writing something. Want a recipe, Pony themed or not? Hit me up and I'll help you out!

Tired, But Trying (Taking Hope In G5)

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

A Skeptic & So Also Therefore Now A godless Agnostic Atheist

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

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I'm not nice.

An indecisive procrastinator who, when not trying to figure out what to do with himself, writes like a speeding glacier. 日本語が分かりますか？

One day I shall write horse words! One day...

“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.” - George R. R. Martin

Not a changeling.

Your friendly local hollow eyed demon baby.

I'm many former things.

Panic, it's the Mongols! | Soon™

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I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere