Your one stop shop for badly-written clop

I do be writing. You do be reading

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

~ 'Strength Beats Strength'. Is your opponent strong? No matter! Simply overcome their strength with even more strength, and they'll soon be defeated.~ - Zote's Precept Five

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

It's fanfiction all the way down.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

Editor of several Trixie writers while doing his own stories when possible. Fun Times. Tips are appreciated, but no pressure.

A writer who writes things.

Basically just Cave Johnson as a brony

Vibing

I am fuelled by tea and hate. Throw money at me. Ko-Fi.

"Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender." G'Kar - Babylon 5

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

I write ponehs and stuff.

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I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Remember that one story I wrote? Me neither.

I'm not gonna be so indulgent. It doesn't count unless THEY assuage my personal nostalgia FOR me.

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

That one guy who writes cringe pee erotica and pretty weird stuff. If you enjoy the wackiness, consider giving my stories a try!

If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.

Friends call me Eris. Go watch Epithet Erased.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

No.

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

A fellow traveler...

Guess whose back?!

I'm 40% jokes, 30% serious, and 20% romance. The Last 10%? You tell me. Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/overlord_flinx

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

No matter how dark the story, I'll do my best to make it have a happy ending. If I have not updated anything for 1 year, it means I'm dead.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I avoid clichés like the plague.

“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie

Inactive. iamsinner on Discord.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

We're going to build an exact copy of Ponyville... right over there! We've got less than a minute!

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter