...heh...1337...dated internet meme.

Hey guys, sorry for the lack of updates. The summer heatwaves have nuked by brain, and classes are about to start up with a vengeance. I'll try to pick the story and writing back up once I get used to my increase course load, but for now we'll be taking a bit of a break. Sorry, everyone.

No guys, I swear this isn't just so I have more time to play Baldur's Gate 3.

Wow, y'all don't like dead squirrels in your stories. That response put me above a 1% dislike ratio.

...what happens if we kill more?

Did you guys get me anything? No?

Anyways, I'll try to keep with the more frequent posting I've been doing recently, but I got some midterms over the next couple weeks, so we'll see how that goes.

Holy crap.

Someone's out here really linking to my fic on 4chan. I'm honestly impressed.

Hey, it's Eris.

As you can see, I am still unfortunately here.

To celebrate this momentous occasion, I have given the story new art, because stealing borrowing art from other people is bad, m'kay?

It's AI generated, so its not perfect, but neither is the story, so it'll do.

Probably not... but...

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Uh... wow.

That was a... lot bigger of a response than I was expecting. You guys scare me. I'm going to be filing restraining orders.

A second, (slightly) longer chapter is in the works, I promise.

Please don't hurt me.

- Eris Semivivus

I didn't want to have to write a blog post about this, but I really messed up. I have made a serious, and continuous lapse in judgement, and I can only hope I will be forgiven. I'm sorry, and I will do everything I can to make it up to you guys...

I didn't manage to screenshot my story when it hit the 69 likes, commonly known as the funny sex number.

I can only hope and pray that I can atone for this horrible mistake on my part.

Sincerely,
Eris Semivivus

Hey, prolly don't remember me. If you see this, you were probably following me before the 2019 purge, or from the story I wrote for Snowy's contest, or one of my pony writing friends.

This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to unfollow me!

...Or y'know, you can read this new fic I started writing. That'd be pretty cool too. It's got what plants crave.