Ponies acting like dogs is peak comedy
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
I like things that are spooky or cute. Now with kofi.
[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof
Author of mostly cute/funny one-shots and a handful of heartwarming stories. I also make art! https://www.deviantart.com/doodledonutart
The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.
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I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!
(He/They) Sometimes you just want to hear your favorite story told a little different
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