“You found it offensive, I found it funny, that why I’m happier than you”
George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.
I am here only to please my fellow readers and am eager to see mlp Fim used in any artistic form and I lookforward to seeing the tallents of the internets writers brought to life
I figured it was time I wrote something here. Done.
Just a guy who found out that a show about talking ponies is a lot better than I expected.
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
Someday, I'll stop writing silly comedy stories. However, today isn't "someday".
I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.
"Don't be better than everyone else. Be better than yourself." - Now with a Patreon! Check it out! Commissions open!
No matter who wins, we all lose. But losing is just winning with extra steps. https://ko-fi.com/datzigga Dipcord: DatZigga#0503
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
wtf are u doin here, get off my board normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Although it left it, it knew that it was right, it made it down, because it didn't know what's up.
Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)
I'm a simple man who loves Jesus, Freedom and My Little Pony
King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.
A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)
As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.
Selling out has never felt so dirty.
Current Writer Self-Challenge: Write a human in equestria story I can be proud of. Stigma be damned!
Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.
How did I get here? Oh wait... Now I remember... Ponies. Amature artist and wannabe writer. Guess I had to start somewhere...
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!
I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/
I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.
I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-
Wannabe Writer, making Self inserts and whatever else since the 2000's
I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.
I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
Keep on reading and writing my fellow pony fan's and rest easy knowing that I'm hard at work writing up more fun pony fiction for you all to enjoy!
I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.