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kildeez


I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

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Anonymous, the only human in Equestria, has long had to place a limit on the number of questions Twilight can ask about humans. Thing is, Twilight clearly needs to know about human adrenaline. Obviously, the only solution is to rope the whole town into a huge scheme to get him to use it.

Obviously.

Edit: Featured 7/13/20! Thank you!
Edit 2: Now with reading!

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It's been three weeks since Thorax became King of the Changelings, and with the help of his new friends, he has started building the Changeling Hive back into a powerful nation. That's when Chrysalis contacts him with promises of a truce.

Unfortunately for her, she doesn't know just how far along he has come in his studies for being a ruler. But she will. He'll show her.


Special thanks to AssassinMonkey on DA for the cover image!

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Celestia has just announced it: Equestria must surrender to humanity or face destruction. Gathered in a chamber, the restrained Element Bearers await their horrible fates. That is absolutely what is happening here, and not a bit of manipulation from a sun goddess that has gone far, far too long without getting some.

T rating for sexual references, no clop here.

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Two months ago, Anon was sent to Ponyville on Celestia's behest. Now, after not hearing from him, Celestia goes to investigate (a bit belated, sure, but without that plot point the whole story falls apart so whatever). She doesn't like what she finds. Neither will you.

Not a clopfic despite the sex tag, but there is a ton of filthy language and imagery here written by a filthier mind. You've been warned.

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Twilight has been asking Chrysalis for her freedom, but tonight, she takes it. She will ignore the armies of changelings, and the fact that her magic is restrained, and the strange flashes of partial memory that keep popping up the closer to freedom she gets...

Written for the Twysalis prompt collab!

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Anon's been in Equestria for a few months now, and while he's gotten himself settled, he still finds himself struggling with his feelings for a certain rainbow-maned pegasus. Now, journey with him as their relationship evolves into something so much more. Cover by varemiaart.






Based on those "Not Doing Harmful Things" memes all over Deviantart, written on a whim. Wasn't sure I was gonna post this, then I saw somebody else do something similar and figured, what the hell, why not? Also, no offense to Dan-The-Jerk, his story is cute and wonderfully written and all, but I'm fed-up with stories where Rainbow is this damaged mare who needs help healing her broken widdle heart. Are you kidding me!? She's freakin' Rainbow Dash!

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The Barrier: a naturally-occurring wave of magic that formed soon after the portal to Equestria appeared somewhere in the South Pacific, enveloping Earth with an inevitable tide that has destroyed all life on the planet, all despite the best efforts of man and pony alike. Now, the ponies are left to pick up the pieces and try to preserve what's left, while averting the vacant gazes of the mindless Newfoals left from one of their failed attempts to save what they could.

But there's one thing that all seem to have forgotten, from the ponies of Equestria to the strange multitudes of species in the universe with their sights set on Earth: and it's that you can't keep a good apex predator down. You can only hold them up a little while...



Special thanks to The Footsoldier for the OC, Elisa!

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Some prompts I participated in for the Twysalis prompt collab, which so you know, is a collab for the Twysalis group, shipping everypony's favorite unicorn and changeling tyrant! Willing love! Unwilling! Enslavement! And...whatever the hell that "Submission" prompt I wrote was! It's all welcome!

Chapter titles are the prompts I used. If the mood strikes, feel free to click the link above and contribute!

Now with a cover courtesy of the excellent deusexequus!

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Kildeez and Sifty: in our world, they are two men with far too much time on their hands, a creepy fascination with colorful talking horses (well, one of them, at least), and enough anger issues between the two of them to give Freud palpitations. But in Equestria...well, they're pretty much that, but they have guns! And knives! And one of them's the Dovahkiin! And the other is what happens when Chrysalis finds a weird monkey wondering around her lands and is drunk enough to tap dat (I'm not proud)! Now, with a disillusioned Dovahkiin and a horny half-changeling wandering around, surely Equestria stands a chance against the Nightmares roaming their lands!

Or they could just make things worse. It's honestly kinda fifty-fifty at this point.

Critics are raving! Because of the LSD we slipped into their drinks! But still, they're raving, and that one taking a dump in the corner says he can't wait for the next chapter! So what're you waiting for!?

In case you haven't figured it out, this story is not to be taken seriously. Just something I hack away at if I hit a stumbling block with my other stories. For funniez. If, for some reason, you find yourself craving more of this idiocy, go ahead and check out my deviantart or Sifty at his Deviantart page.

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...but some of you will say I am.

As I sit here with the dagger that will end my life, I find myself filled with a sense of urgency. I am sure you will all be shocked and confused by what is to come, and henceforth I have taken the liberty of writing down my final musings and reflections of the past decade and a half. For posterity's sake, you see.

I am not insane. I am not evil. I am just a lone, simple traveler, and this is how I wiped out the changelings.


Now with it's own reading! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcRjCV8hEO8

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