When life gives you lemons, make orange juice instead.

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

Krazier than Krazy Glue. Navy-er than Navy Blue. Nuttier than a Baby Ruth. | Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/LewdChapter | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Hi there. So I'm a proof reader! Do you need one? DM me and maybe I can help! (nothing against anyone but your story must interest me a little, gotta wanna read it to find and fix mistakes, ya know?)

I don't want people to read a story and just like it. I want people to read it and remember it as a good experience. Also, I write some retarded crap, so be warned.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

I have been known to strike like thunder.

Why does life always have to be so ironic?

Just a simple pegasister who likes world building.

Even now there are only embers, and man sees not light, but only endless nights... - Dark Souls

"But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" -Mark Twain

Why do I do the things I do? BECAUSE I CAN.

Lurker

Strength is not something that is achieved by power, but a choice that must be made.

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Selling out has never felt so dirty. (Patreon!)

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

stubbing my pinkie toe on the doorway and it hurts every time

But sometimes it does.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

Writer, reviewer, creator of Filly Fantasy VI, occasional PMV maker, and uploader of mildly amusing image macros to Derpibooru

I need more time to write

I want apparently impossible things, don't make sense sometimes, have a lot of desires that are good, evil, and between, and I wouldn't want any of those things to change.

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

I draw stuff, and read, then draw more stuff. Sometimes it's ponies.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

See You Space Cowboy...

Hello there, the name's AusFlick. I'm an Australian Brony who has a passion for filmmaking.

Insane, Reality-Warping Chaos God? Warring and Reunniting Siisters of the Day and Night? Vague backstories? How was I suppose to resist? My Patreon!

I will follow you all

I like cats and ponies cuz they are fluffy! Come and talk if you want, I won't bite.

Not who I was before. But, I'm slowly becoming a new me. Maybe even a better me.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Who wants chicken nuggets?

Metal Gear Solid and My Little Pony, writing, having fun with my best friends. I love all of those things.

Hello, there. Who me? You really think I have something interesting to say? Okay, but I'll have to warn you, things may get a little weird...

You don't have to be the best. You just have to be the best you. Tip Jar!

For someone named "TheTimeSword", I sure don't manage my time very well. I've also got a website. Come commission me.