I think we all need a break. Here are some baby seals for your enjoyment:

I fully expect someone to remove a like but I snagged a pic of it before any of y'all ruin it lol.
Thank you.

_{I miss the good old days when I actually wrote}

You know those four lists that I came up with that only had the titles of stories roughly accumulating 200 ideas (which eventually was whittled down because I was ashamed of some of those ideas)? Me neither. Okay, well yes, I do.

Well, since this page isn't being used for anything useful, I'm just going to provide synopses for 10 or so stories at a time. Who knows? I may have a dramatic change in dedication and writing overnight.

1. Holy Huge Hindquarters

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My friends and I have this mini-game we play to out-cringe each other. You know, stuff we did that we regret, adolescent experience, and more. Naturally, once a huge brony and fanfiction writer, I have ammunition to ramp up the cringe counter. They can't possible out-cringe that. I expected ridicule, if I'm being honest.

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Finally watched Zootopia.

It was pretty damn good.

Thank you for stopping by.

I hate to disappoint, but it's the truth. Sorry if you followed hoping for a sequel, but that's never going to happen.

A few reasons I'm here (online or whatever you want to call it):

1. I'm the head of a group, and I'm too lazy to get the ball rolling on a replacement. (Ownership is being transferred.)
2. I'm basically using my page as an archive because I don't feel like going through the AO3 route. (This is mainly the reason why.)

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I dream a lot. Like, way too much. I have a notebook that contains every notable dream that I've had since I could remember my dream, so maybe since I was 8. I'm almost up to 400 now. I can recall about 90% of them if I read the title or caption I gave it the day I woke up.

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There are some people out there now who just suck the fun out of what made this community awesome. The gatekeeping, the overly negative comments (not on this site, at least to me), and overall visceral hatred for anything that isn't G4. I have no problem with people not liking the transitional series or G5, but come on, wait until it's released. I urge you. Don't fall into the old cycle back in 2010.

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I'm having way too much fun with this website. That's all.