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  • 18 weeks
    Story Ideas That Never Happened (Part 1)

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  • 29 weeks
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    Random irrelevant author makes blog post about former popular movie

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    Thank you for stopping by.

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Jan
13th
2022

Story Ideas That Never Happened (Part 1) · 6:53pm January 13th

You know those four lists that I came up with that only had the titles of stories roughly accumulating 200 ideas (which eventually was whittled down because I was ashamed of some of those ideas)? Me neither. Okay, well yes, I do.

Well, since this page isn't being used for anything useful, I'm just going to provide synopses for 10 or so stories at a time. Who knows? I may have a dramatic change in dedication and writing overnight.

1. Holy Huge Hindquarters
Princesses Luna and Celestia figure out the true reason why everypony respects them: they are the T H I C C est ponies in the lands. Only one of them is excited about this.

2. Oh, Nothing Much
After running some errands, Spike arrives home to Twilight asking what happened throughout his day. Turns out the answer he initially gives isn't the entire truth.

3. I Dream Of Therapy
Princess Luna finds herself tremendously bored upon retirement and wishes to provide services to the inhabitants of Equestria. Using her powers of dreams and sleep, she aims to help and ease the minds of everyone.

4. Snack Addicts
A compulsive need to eat envelops Ponyville. No market or stand is safe from the ravenous citizens of Ponyville. Eventually, the food will run out. How will they survive when that point comes?

5. Fluttershy Tries to Knit a Blanket
It seems like a reasonable demand. Nothing more than some peace and quiet and time to herself... or so she thinks.

6. Twilight Sparkle Attempts to Organize Her Library
When you live, breathe, and know literature to a T, it's almost second nature on how to organize. But will she even get to the process? I mean, there's a right and a wrong way to do it, right?

7. Lucky Guess
Party Dragon Spike might have partied too hard last night. Not only is he not feeling the greatest physically, but most ponies have guessed events that happened to him. How do they know?

8. Winter Be Damned
The worst winter hits Ponyville and not even the Pegasi can stop or slow this storm. In fact, citizens are dropping like flies. When will this torment end?

9. I Glove It
A mysterious object lies in the middle of Ponyville: a small rubber, elastic five-pointed... something. Nopony can figure out what it is or what it does. More importantly, who brought this thing here?

10. The Super Dangerous Stunt of Death
Rainbow Dash, the most notorious daredevil, plans to wow everypony with the most dangerous, impossible, death-defying, and amazing stunt this world has ever seen. Has her ego grown too big to realize the true danger?

Ten more coming sometime soon.

Peace.

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