8000 soldiers!

"Un bon mot ne prouve rien." (Voltaire)

The magic comedy hoers.

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

Here lies the wistful delusions of the sleep addled mind. Actually wait, no, just me.

You can't see the forest...

Sometimes I write stories.

In a box under the stairs.

Valar morghulis.

I love anime. Hahaha. No real point in sharing anything else.

A real lady killer.

Do not be fooled. I am a dude.

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

The second someone favorites your fanfiction, you have a responsibility to finish it. Someone showed faith in your story, show that you are worthy of it.

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

Ironic reasons are the best reasons darling.

I would totally go for a cookie right now.

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

Voice actor and writer.

I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, please keep me here.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

Made from 100% potato.

I love to write, I love to read, and I love this community! If there's a story I want to read that doesn't exist yet, I'll write it myself.

"I will forge my own way, then, where I may not be accepted, but I will be myself. I will take what they called weakness and make it my strength." ~Rarity, "Black as Night"

Rapists can climb

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

You'd be surprised at the emotions twenty-six letters can unearth

Your friendly neighborhood snuggle dragon (who just happens to be in Umbreon form at the moment)!

Card game enthusiast, overambitious writer, Jeskai tempomancer, and general nerd of various kinds. Check out my works if you like adventure, card games, crossovers, or other random happenings.

-GM, master of... ( Discord | Patreon )

28-year old fanfiction writer from Russia.

Sometimes, I wonder what it would be like to not write about ponies. When I have those moments, I write about ponies.

"Shh, I'm trying to think here..."

Plain and simple Brony. (Loves Ding Dongs. (The chocolate kind(Not the weiner kind (Unless I'm in a good mood.))))

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Some people tell me I write stuff. I'm not so sure I believe them.

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Hello, I am a graphic designer who enjoys MLP. Drawing, writing, and proofreading are the main things I like to share with others.

(Insert witty comment here)

Human. Writer. Bearded. Feel free to chat with me.

"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sherlock Holmes

Toss a coin to your Whisper?

Stay a while and enjoy your time.