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I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

O, hai.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I am a mighty thesaurus. Rawr!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

okay now kiss!

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!

Just a man. Nothing special. I like almost everything I can find about sci-fi and epic high fantasy. I like plenty of other things, but you don't really care about that I'm sure.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

time is a crime

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

space is a waste

Music ponies are best ponies.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Everytime you hit the like button on a story, Lumina smiles.

Used to write a lot more on FimFic some time ago, left for a bit, but want to get into the groove again.

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

An enigma as vexing as life itself.