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OneUppington


I would totally go for a cookie right now.

Jan
17th
2016

Australis now on Fictionpress! · 11:25am Jan 17th, 2016

The Skyfolk have arrived to the Desert. They look strange to us. They say things we do not understand. They seem to bicker and argue with each other. They seem to be more advanced than us in many fields. Nazcer, the Tivolti, will make sure these Skyfolk don't mess anything up. They are humans. They are from a ship. The ship's name is... Australis.

Jan
11th
2016

Ground Control to David Bowie... Thank you · 12:21pm Jan 11th, 2016

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Dec
24th
2015

Christy Merrmas! · 4:38pm Dec 24th, 2015

Just wanted to write a blog for this Christmas, for it has been an interesting year. The Royal Rumble in the sky has got itself a lot of new entrants, A wizard of the video gaming industry delivered himself directly into the great beyond, The knot can be tied on rainbow rope in the states, Trumpy Cat is making the other Republicans look as outdated as that meme I just mentioned, The Australian PM Game of Thrones Crossover is seeming more and more true...

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Oct
6th
2015

Why you shouldn't trust Acer with your children · 1:28pm Oct 6th, 2015

So, as many of you have read the last blog, I've been experiencing laptop problems. To the point that I have sent it to Acer, the creators of laptop, after three calls to them pretty much telling them to take them from me. Even added in a factory reset too, just to make them at ease that this isn't the software thing. Eventually, they decided it's best for them to look but only to send the laptop and not the charger. Because when you claim you have charging problems, it's best to focus one only

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Sep
11th
2015

Why Woundsalt's taking his sweet time again... · 4:33am Sep 11th, 2015

How many of you have already guessed 'laptop trouble?'
...
Yeah.

It's battery trouble this time, so at least it's a new laptop problem.

It also doesn't help it being the rap battle. It's going to be a long chapter.
Anyway, I'm using G-docs on a G-drive so I can at least get it from wherever I go and work till my heart's content. That being said, however, expect delays.

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Aug
4th
2015

Pineapple Rice lives! · 12:10am Aug 4th, 2015

This story has been on again off again, but it is now up and ready to go. Please check out my story of action, comedy and feels so bad it might make your house flood.

For you see... Pineapple Rice is Going to Die.

Jul
20th
2015

WE GOT IT UP · 6:29am Jul 20th, 2015

Well, after the overwhelming response... Here it is! THE PATREON IS LIVE!

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Jul
19th
2015

Should I do the Thing? THE PATREON ONE · 11:52am Jul 19th, 2015

Hello, everybody.
I know blogs like these aren't usually looked at, but I need attention from all you mad animals.

For those who don't know, this is where I ask you all what to do next with Woundsalt. Usually I get a reply involving a Last Air-Bender reference I don't get (I should really get back into that.), but I do get answers and they happen. The Fan group I'm shoving down everyone's throats wouldn't exist thanks to everyone telling me to do it.

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Jul
13th
2015

Arigato, Iwata (1965-2015) · 5:42am Jul 13th, 2015

So I was going to post being a little butthurt that I lost my Nintendo 3ds on the buses, but then worse news came in. A true pioneer has passed today. One who truly was more than Earthbound, who was in a Pokemon Stadium of his own, who knew how important is was for us to understand... who would send his passion directly to you.

... I lost more than a 3ds today... I lost a hero.

Arigato, Mr Iwata.

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Jul
4th
2015

Hey, look at the cool thing! · 3:28pm Jul 4th, 2015

So I've asked at the Movement (PLUG!) To make a banner for the group, and this handsome chap decided to take it up. So after some discussion, we went with this:

There is a draft version where he looked super serious, but I personally think him being very nervous about being saluted fits him better.

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