Pineapple Rice thought a little hang around Manehattan would be smooth sailing, especially for a pegasis from Ohana Islands. Goddess, how he was wrong. He is now enemy number one to the Cino mafia family, the Ramune Yakuza are planning to show him the latest styles of cement footwear and the Tequila cycle-gang? Well, let's just say they are not willing to give him kindness.

Officer Dandelion is trying to protect the infamous tourist, but the more and more he is in the city the more and more it is abundantly clear...
That Pineapple Rice is Going to Die.

Stop me if you heard this one: I have been sent to some dumb party. Now I'm stuck here with some little rich colt who just doesn’t shuts up, his dad giving me some looks and I apparently need to make a good impression on both of them so I can try and win some competition I didn’t even put myself in for. And then there’s some grey filly crying in the bathroom for some reason. It’s going to be a miracle to make me happy about this!
Good thing it’s Hearth’s Warming Eve… miracles happen on Hearth’s Warming Eve, right?
I hope so… My name is Woundsalt.

This is a Christmas story prequel thing for my original series on this site. You might want to check out the OG before reading. Just sayin’.
And a humongous thank you to Midnight Sonare for this cover and to all the folks who somehow gave Woundsalt a whole lotta love this year!

Heartsleeve has a problem.
Well, technically not his problem. His Ex’s problem. But knowing this type of problem, I can’t blame Cheataboo for roping him into it. After all, if someone turned you into some practically hairless ape-like creature, you’d call somepony about it, right? Even your previous partner?

Not your previous partner?
… Yeah, me neither. But she did. To him. So now it’s his problem.

Stop me me if you heard this one: I have been sent to Canterlot High on a personal quest. Now... Wait. Isn't this supposed to be the Nightmare Night Special? Why is my Nightmare Night Special stuck in Equestria Girls? That's not scary! Wouldn't it be better if I was in... You know what? I'm okay with this. At least that doesn't mean some demonic, evil entity wants me to be her slave... Oh yeah, that's right. Sunset Shimmer.

Anyways, my name is Woundsalt.

Thanks to Spirit Shift for this lovely little cover.

And for those you don't know... You better hip to the jive.

When Officer Dandelion unexpectedly left her city of Manehattan, it's safe to say she was not happy about it.
Thankfully though, she found a few helping hands and hooves that'll get her on her way.
After all...
When a pony comes to the human realm, they're the force that meets them.
When a pony has a question about where they are, they’re the force who have the answer.
When a pony is in danger somewhere, they’re the force to call.
When a pony wants to go home… Well, they’re the force who're still working on that part.

They are the ERRA.

Stop me if you heard this one: I have been sent to Ponyville on a personal quest. Now I'm stuck in a town with a cowgirl with a manly-sounding name, A crazy cat lady with variety, a damsel who wants to make me look fabulous, an egomaniac (who could be gay... it's the hair), and a mare so hyped up I swear she was on something.

No, I'm not Twilight Sparkle, but it is HER friends. I don't have any. That's why I'm stuck here. My name is Woundsalt.

Uber thanks to Carnival for this magnificent creation of a cover.

And do you really need a warning that there are spoilers in the comments? I expected more from you.

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