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Jan
17th
2016

Australis now on Fictionpress! · 11:25am Jan 17th, 2016

The Skyfolk have arrived to the Desert. They look strange to us. They say things we do not understand. They seem to bicker and argue with each other. They seem to be more advanced than us in many fields. Nazcer, the Tivolti, will make sure these Skyfolk don't mess anything up. They are humans. They are from a ship. The ship's name is... Australis.

Dec
24th
2015

Christy Merrmas! · 4:38pm Dec 24th, 2015

Just wanted to write a blog for this Christmas, for it has been an interesting year. The Royal Rumble in the sky has got itself a lot of new entrants, A wizard of the video gaming industry delivered himself directly into the great beyond, The knot can be tied on rainbow rope in the states, Trumpy Cat is making the other Republicans look as outdated as that meme I just mentioned, The Australian PM Game of Thrones Crossover is seeming more and more true...

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Oct
6th
2015

Why you shouldn't trust Acer with your children · 1:28pm Oct 6th, 2015

So, as many of you have read the last blog, I've been experiencing laptop problems. To the point that I have sent it to Acer, the creators of laptop, after three calls to them pretty much telling them to take them from me. Even added in a factory reset too, just to make them at ease that this isn't the software thing. Eventually, they decided it's best for them to look but only to send the laptop and not the charger. Because when you claim you have charging problems, it's best to focus one only

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Sep
11th
2015

Why Woundsalt's taking his sweet time again... · 4:33am Sep 11th, 2015

How many of you have already guessed 'laptop trouble?'
...
Yeah.

It's battery trouble this time, so at least it's a new laptop problem.

It also doesn't help it being the rap battle. It's going to be a long chapter.
Anyway, I'm using G-docs on a G-drive so I can at least get it from wherever I go and work till my heart's content. That being said, however, expect delays.

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Jul
20th
2015

WE GOT IT UP · 6:29am Jul 20th, 2015

Well, after the overwhelming response... Here it is! THE PATREON IS LIVE!

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Jul
19th
2015

Should I do the Thing? THE PATREON ONE · 11:52am Jul 19th, 2015

Hello, everybody.
I know blogs like these aren't usually looked at, but I need attention from all you mad animals.

For those who don't know, this is where I ask you all what to do next with Woundsalt. Usually I get a reply involving a Last Air-Bender reference I don't get (I should really get back into that.), but I do get answers and they happen. The Fan group I'm shoving down everyone's throats wouldn't exist thanks to everyone telling me to do it.

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Jul
4th
2015

Hey, look at the cool thing! · 3:28pm Jul 4th, 2015

So I've asked at the Movement (PLUG!) To make a banner for the group, and this handsome chap decided to take it up. So after some discussion, we went with this:

There is a draft version where he looked super serious, but I personally think him being very nervous about being saluted fits him better.

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Jun
22nd
2015

A great milestone for Ol' Salty · 8:31am Jun 22nd, 2015

In the last few days, something a few of you may have noticed. Something that I couldn't help to smile about, something that a lot of people would say isn't something to smile about. Yet I wish to thank the internet for this great achievement:

50 thumbs down.

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May
27th
2015

And now it's actually here! · 6:43pm May 27th, 2015

Sorry this one took so long and the fake-out that happened guys!

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May
21st
2015

Oops! · 2:21pm May 21st, 2015

Sorry folks, I hit the publish button without thinking!

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Mar
30th
2015

Fixed! · 7:23am Mar 30th, 2015

So I've been talking to the mods about my Italic bandit and they have informed me that they found the IP address and banned their ass from the site. Hopefully this shit won't happen again-gain-gain-gain-gain-g-

You think this is a prank, don't you?
You think I am not real, that I am nothing but a figment of your friend's imagination.
You think your friend is... as he would say it, 'fucking with you' for some gag.
You are wrong, Mister Page.

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Mar
27th
2015

Secret Message? · 2:50pm Mar 27th, 2015

Okay, so apparently you guys saw some odd message in the last blog. Which is... wierd to say the least. I didn't plan anything of the sort. Got to admit though, it's kind of funny... 'Drinkypoo'... Hah! Clearly some mod playing an awesome prank. Anyway, I'll try and fix it up. You guys just sit tight, okay? Thing story premise is golden, trust me!

Till then...
Uppy

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Mar
24th
2015

Anouncement · 9:26am Mar 24th, 2015

So, this month I said I'd dedicate to cleaning the previous chapters up a bit. I did a little bit, sure... but not really. Instead, I have been organizing a few things that would be described in the previous blogs. Mainly the new fan-group on this site. Need a few contributors to that, btw. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Also, I thought of another great story concept that I kind

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Mar
9th
2015

Should I do the thing 2: The missing thing · 2:11pm Mar 9th, 2015

Hey, lords and ladies.
So first up, thanks to everyone who helped/pointed out that I made an Avatar reference that I swear didn't mean to reference last time. Going to find ways to make them happen.

But I seem to forgotten one thing I should ask you guys about:
Fimfiction Groups.

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Mar
6th
2015

Should I do the thing? · 4:38am Mar 6th, 2015

So, March is going to be a bit of a clean-up on previous Woundsalt chapters. I can't pretend it's something that needs fixing. While I do that, I want to ask you guys on a few things I should do to help me out a bit more.

1. TV tropes.
I seem to have noticed that a fair few fics around have a page on TV tropes. I'm not particularly sure who makes a trope page, whether it is me or someone else. Can anyone fill me in this? Because I feel like having one would be nice.

2. Equestria Daily.

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Jan
21st
2015

Woundsalt Valentine's Special? · 7:23am Jan 21st, 2015

Just prodding you all if you want it. Just a heads up if you do, Woundsalt won't be the main character. Let's just say we might get an answer to a question that haunts everyone to the core. What's the deal with the trombone?

Let me know what you think.

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Dec
24th
2014

Falalalalaaa etc. · 5:10am Dec 24th, 2014

Nov
24th
2014

I got myself some work! · 3:11pm Nov 24th, 2014

Well... some work. I'll be in part of a shutdown of a gas plant for a week or two. Three if I'm lucky.

This may affect my efficiency here. Just carry on doing what you all do best and tell your artist friends I could use a cover. If you are that artist friend... well, you know where the link is. I just gave it to you.

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Nov
21st
2014

The Cover Quest II: This time it's jingling ALL the way · 3:43am Nov 21st, 2014

Well, I worked it in the Nightmare Night Special, so it's on for the Heath's Warming Eve too!

But this time, since there isn't any nasty surprises, I'm going to tell you all what I want here for all you artist right here and give my PM box a bit of a reprieve.

This Woundsalt special takes place at the Canterlot Horn Christmas Party, where all the kids from the competition are invited to talk to their possible work-colleagues. You know what this means?

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Oct
29th
2014

The Cover quest · 11:34am Oct 29th, 2014

So, props to Crowquill Symphony for making a wonderful cover.

But I would also like to thank two other artists who helped out.
Jjames10
Sorry that the Shade roped you in on this, buddy. On the plus side, you did a fantastic job. Especially for it being unfinished.

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