Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

A luminist in the employ of Her Royal Highness Princess Celestia.

One day, you will all come to my funeral just to make sure that I stay dead, but today is not that day | https://ko-fi.com/chillybook

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

Who am I? Why, I'm just a passing through Kamen Rider... Got it memorized?

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

I write to my fancy!

Are you not entertained?

You can't see the forest...

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

Forget not that I am a derp.

Don't you have somewhere better to be?

Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

The sexiest man you've ever met.

No minute is Best Minute

Lord Fetlock Equinari, The Ponytrician of Flanhk-Marepork. Grammar Tyrant, Rogue Editor at Large, Pungeon Master, Dispenser of Unsolicited Wisdom.

Satisfies Values Through Friendship and Ponies.

All I want is to be remembered. Not for what I've done, but because I tried to be better.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Still waiting to hear back on my albatross application.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

I'm just here to write.

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

What are you doing wasting time reading a bio? Go read good stories. Isn't that what you're here for?

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

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I've been writing and selling stories for longer than a lot of folks reading this have been alive. Check Baal Bunny for more!

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Fanfiction authors are peculiar creatures who require food, water, shelter, and comments to survive. Please help support your local starving author. Together, we can make a difference.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Exploring the depths of the equine psyche! Now with ko-fi link and SubscribeStar!

If you think about it, when you're writing you're not telling the truth, right? Right?! Yeah, that sounds right.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

Ceci n'est pas un poney.