So, what to say here?

Twilight is best pony. WHAT? What do you MEAN you don't agree?!? May Celestia banish you!

I am. That is all.

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Still alive

Smile for the world, so that they have a reason to smile too.

DeWitt Ent. is bae. Also Rust. Also Dropbear. Actually too many to list.

I am the oracle. I seek to tell you a story. Will you come sit and listen?

Stalking you for mutual satisfaction.

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

I am a brony who writes for the SCP Foundation, and makes abstract art. This account is for saving my favorite stories.

Not Really Around Anymore

A student, brony and whovian who's thinking with portals.

My headcanon Twilight is OP - LIKE SHE SHOULD BE

I just want to drink coffee, create stuff, and sleep

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

My Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=3494941

I spend way too much time writing about writing, and way too little time actually writing.

My username gets more pretentious the more I look at it.

"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!

here's five dollars

The day will come when I write a story and finish it too.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

I'll think of a good thing to put in this short bio some other day.

KFP-Empleado.

Guess whose back?!

It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun

The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.

Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!