I actually am a scientist!

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Just your average gaming geek/college student. I study computer science, play pathfinder, and write stories, and have a patreon!

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Just a simple guy who likes to find a shining light, even in the darkest of places.

Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

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I usually stick to common themes in my stories. I like to have all the characters have a good reason for their goals. I shoot down any concept of fate. Also, there are always dragons.

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

The man without a plan.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Too much to write; too little time

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.

Okay, now I know the empty bottle of whiskey on my desk 'looks' bad, but there's a perfectly sober explanation.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.