What was going to be a relaxing weekend camping turns into a nightmare as a human gets lost in an unknown forest. Also, his phone decides to stop working for some reason, so he can't use it to orient himself or even for an emergency call. Maybe it's not the phone's fault at all, because you all can imagine where he actually is now.

Will there be adventure? Maybe a little at the beginning, but mostly slice of life afterwards. Sudden unknown OP human abilities because reasons? Well, if you count ear scritches, maybe? Instant romance with all the equestrian heros? Probably not, gee...

Then what's the point!?

... Uh... yep, that's the question, isn't it?

This is my take on a cheeky human in equestria self insert a human in equestria doing all the human in equestria things there are for a human in equestria to do. There is language barrier to spice it up a little bit, so it will focus on cultural differences, how to even communicate with the locals and coping with all the weird things this world can casually throw at a regular, out of the mill, human.

May contain subtle traces and hints of RGRE.

For those who know of Cheery Cheesy Cheeky Romance Hoers Words, this is the original setting and story I had planned but never published.

UpIsNotJump. Famous for his 'This Is Why' series where he reviews all types of knowledge and facts, along with video games. And now, he has wound up somewhere new. Where exactly? Equestria.
What follows is the Main 6 being confused by his antics, as he causes chaos, and accidentally sets everything on fire. Soon, the british man of chaos shall bring both good buys and bad guys to their knees, as he curses the sun, draws his blade, drinks his coffee, and explains why My Little Pony is a nightmare.

"DAMN YOU, CELESTIA!" - UpIsNotJump

A small group of friends wake up after a house party to find out that they have somehow landed up in a world unknown to them. Working together they use their limited knowledge, their wits and their surprising amount of luck to figure out a solution that could get them home, all while they try to survive the new rules, laws and physics of this land, as well as each other.

It also doesn't help that they're no longer human either. Just one more thing for them to complain about. Will this small team be able to pull through and complete their overall objective without being slowed down by the heroes and rulers of this strange world, or will they be trapped here forever?

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This is the story of two aliens from another planet who try to make a home for themselves on Equestria, at the same time, they share in the adventures of the main six. How long can they keep their origins a secret though?

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Oblivion Shadow is a master Witcher of the Wolf School. A contract on a Leshens head brings him to the edge of the Northern Realms to answer a call for help. The fight starts off as normal. A second Leshen attack leaves him fighting on two fronts. The Witcher is able to escape, or so he thought when a sharp pain in his back leaves him waking up in Equestria. He is taken in by the Apple family, who treat him as one of their own. He is welcomed by the ponies of this world and he must learn how to accept that or risk upsetting a balance that he did not realize he was a part of. The question he has to ask himself is how does he get back to his world? Or does he even want to go back to a world that is fraught with war and drowning in hate and rage? His senses tell him that monsters from his world are in this new one but he can't seem to track them down. Could his world be bleeding into this one, and how bad will the damage be? He follows the Mane 6 and learns through them what it means to be a friend and a brother.

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This story is a sequel to Cinematic Adventures: Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi

Cinematic Adventures: Season Two Premiere.

It has been a full year since the events of the last adventure and so far, all has been quiet in the land of Equestria. Life has pretty much returned to normal for the Mane Six and Spike, or at least as normal as it could possibly be. When the group receives an invitation from Mystery Inc to attend the grand opening of the brand new Coolsonium Criminology Museum, they along with Shining Armor, Cadance, and Flurry Heart are all too happy to attend. However, things take a rather spooky turn when all of the costumes of the monsters they've unmasked in the past become all too real.

Rarity was in for a long haul. She only had a couple weeks to complete what was turning out to be her biggest commission of the year so far. And on top of that, she had to babysit Sweetie Belle and her friends for a whole stormy week!
Thankfully, Spike has come to her rescue by handing down to her a magical device Twilight and Sunset created connecting to the so called “World Wide Web” of the human world. This is supposed to be able to keep Sweetie and her friends occupied while she works on her latest project. Apparently, it’s even able to read bedtime stories to them!

This story was inspired by Rated Ponystar’s Student Six Watch Fallout Lore: The Storyteller Series. The story that introduced me to the concept of reaction fics and one that I recommend you read sometime.

If you aren’t familiar with the Bedtime Stories channel on YouTube, I highly recommend you also check them out. Its the perfect channel for this eerie time of year that I’m currently writing this story in.

Aliens. Conspiracies. Cryptids. Ghosts. Strange Deaths. Mysteries. Other Dimensions.
These are all things both you and the CMC will experience as they sit down for some good ol’ Bedtime Stories.

For those concerned about the tags, I want to make it clear that the tags describe events that happened in the real world and that neither the CMC nor any other characters in this story suffer any tragedy. (Except for Twilight when she finds out that Spike gave away her only access to all of humanity’s knowledge.)

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Lyra Heartstrings loves humans, so much so that she wrote a book about humans. Unfortunately for her, the rest of Equestria doesn't share her enthusiasm. They don't even believe the legendary creatures are real. Luckily for her, she's got the proof, and the proof's name is Archard.

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The Lyra Laws is a companion to this story, which you should read, by Shinigamimirror

Badd, better known to the public by his hero alias Metal Bat, was enjoying a quiet evening with his little sister Zenko when a monster breaks into their home. Badd had the monster on the ropes when it used a strange technique.

In it's dying breaths, the mysterious being teleports Badd and his little sister to an unknown land. The worst part is that they've been turned into tiny colorful horses! Zenko is ecstatic, Badd is furious and humiliated beyond belief. How will the hotheaded S-Class hero deal with a world that's nothing but welcoming and friendly?

In one world, a high school graduate settles in for the night after a mundane day. In another Twilight Sparkle miscasts a spell. This will surely end well.

Yes that’s right folks, yet another shamelessly self indulgent HiE fic. Ill try to put my own spin on it to keep it interesting.

Begins after Friendship is Magic but before The Ticket Master.