After their terrifying encounter with the Black Knight at Wickles manor, Mystery Inc. and their Equestrian friends made their return to headquarters. There were many new questions that only the clues they were able to find could help them answer and they needed to return A.S.A.P. When Fred pulled the Mystery Machine into the driveway, everyone jumped out in a blast and hurried their way inside.
When everyone saw the scene before them, they were horrified by the grizzly sight. Artifacts and clothing strewn everywhere, every square inch as far as the eye could see was now a complete wreck. What was most confusing was the fact it wasn’t even Mystery Inc. stuff that was destroyed, just those belonging to the Equestria team.
“What happened here?” Twilight asked shocked.
“Looks like Chrysalis and Sombra had a field day in our absence,” Shining observed.
“How can you tell?” Fluttershy asked.
Shining stepped forward, examining all of their destroyed belongings. It was then he noticed black dust covering everything. Even more so, there was also some strange glowing substance.
“Remnants of black magic and Changeling saliva,” Shining pointed out.
Flurry Heart peered from behind her mother and noticed something in the midst of the rubble that brought her to tears. Walking forward, at a slow pace, she used her magic to pick the torn remnants of her prized possession… her ‘Whammy’. The same toy snail she loved so much growing up, now reduced to a pile of cotton. The poor little filly broke down in tears.
Cadance walked alongside her daughter, drawing her to her side allowing a side for Flurry to cry upon. Her mother placed a comforting wing over her daughter, as she sobbed softly.
“I’m sorry about your Whammy, sweetie,” She apologized.
“Alright, now I’ll really enjoy making Chrysalis and Sombra pay!” Rainbow said through gritted teeth. “Messing with us is one thing. But making a little filly cry… that’s a new low!”
“Ah couldn’t agree with ya more hun,” Applejack nodded.
“If we want any chance against them, we must work immediately to identify all the clues we’ve found,” Rarity advised.
“Rarity is absolutely right,” Twilight agreed. “What do we do with our research, Velma?”
“I’m going to compare the glow of those footprints to the Pterodactyl scale,” Velma replied.
“We’ll check Wickles’ book,” Fred suggested.
“Great!” Pinkie smiled. “I’ll fire up the oven and whip us some mystery-solving cookies! You’ll thank me later!”
The pink party pony bounced off into the kitchen, leaving everyone else to their work. The only ones remaining within the vicinity were Scooby Doo, Shaggy Rogers, Scrappy Doo, Spike, and Flurry Heart. The latter of whom was still rather upset over her Whammy, cuddling it close to her chest. Uncle Scooby naturally tried his best to calm her down.
“Rits okay, Rurry,” He assured her. “Re can rix it!”
“No, it’s okay Uncle Scooby,” Flurry spoke, wiping her tears. “I’ll be fine…”
“I know what’ll cheer you up,” Spike spoke up. “Our major clue will lead us to our biggest lead to date… the Faux Ghost.”
“Dude, the Faux Ghost is an awesome clue!” Shaggy whispered, joyfully.
“Reah!” Scooby agreed.
“But what do we do with it?” Shaggy then wondered.
“We check it out and find some answers,” Scrappy said.
“Reah, ret’s rolve the rystery!” Scooby agreed.
“Just think about how great it’ll be if we solved this mystery!” Spike imagined.
Shaggy thought of the idea in his head, which certainly sounded like a good idea to him.
“Solve the mystery by ourselves,” He said to himself. “Well, it would certainly prove to the gang that we belong.”
“Reah!” Scooby nodded.
“Let’s head to the Faux Ghost, find Old Man Wickles, and see what he knows,” Shaggy devised. “But first, let’s give the gang the old ‘slipperooney’.”
“Well sure, but… how will we give them the slip?” Spike asked.
“Don’t worry, I got an idea…” Shaggy said.
The group proceeded into the kitchen where Shaggy procured a can of whipped cream from the fridge. Shaggy sprayed the cream into both Scooby and Scrappy’s mouths to make them appear to be diseased. Scrappy and Scooby both licked their lips a smidge.
“Rericious!” Scooby smiled.
“You said it Uncle Scooby!” Scrappy agreed.
The group turned to leave but froze in their places when they stood face-to-face with Pinkie Pie, who wore a matching apron and held a tray of cookies.
“What are you all up to?” She asked suspiciously.
“Oh… uh, Pinkie!” Shaggy chuckled nervously. “Like, what a surprise…”
“We were just—” Spike began.
“If you wanted a cookie, you’ll have to wait till I get done frosting them like everyone else,” She smiled. “You silly billies… and filly.”
Pinkie then placed the tray along the countertop and proceeded to frost them, all while the rest of the group looked back and forth between each other.
“Uh guys, quick conference,” Spike whispered sharply.
The group huddled together so they could whisper amongst each other in private.
“I’m thinking we should let her come with us,” Spike suggested.
“Like dude, are you sure that’s a good idea?” Shaggy asked. “I thought we wanted to do this on our own.”
“We do, but it might be a good idea to bring Pinkie along, so it won’t tip off the others.”
“Spike makes a good point,” Flurry agreed. “If just us went, that would send a big red flag to mom and dad. Not to mention the rest of my aunties.”
“Well, I’m cool with her coming along,” Scrappy nodded. “Provided she pulls her weight too.”
Everyone nodded in agreement before pulling apart and turning toward Pinkie Pie.
“Okay Pinkie, here’s the truth,” Spike confessed. “We found a clue which leads to a night club Mr. Wickles is supposed to be later tonight. We really want to solve this mystery ourselves to prove to everybody we are capable of more than one thing… and we’d like to give them the slip.”
Pinkie stopped her icing and turned around looking serious for a moment.
“Look guys, normally ole Pinkie would let you go off and have fun because that’s the kind of silly filly I am,” Pinkie informed them. “But I don’t know if that’s a good idea. It seems dangerous even for me!”
“Which is why we’d like you to come with us Aunt Pinkie,” Flurry spoke up. “Think about it: With you along, we’d be able to handle the situation much better.”
Pinkie thought for a moment but seemed a slight hesitant.
“I don’t know…”
“Did I mention we’ll be undercover super spies?” Spike added.
“Why didn’t you leave with that?” Pinkie smiled. “I’m in!”
Pinkie did a massive spin that made her resemble a raging tornado and when she came to a stop she now sported an ivory white suite jacket and dress shirt with a black bow tie.
“Agent Double-O Cupcake at your service,” Pinkie spoke, with a British accent.
Everyone gave an awkward smile and a thumbs up, as they put their plan into action. Shaggy first walked out of the kitchen and into the living room where Fred, Daphne, Shining, Cadance, Rainbow, and Applejack sat together.
“Hey guys…” Shaggy greeted the gang. “Scooby and Scrappy are kinda feeling… uh…”
He pulled both dogs out of the kitchen, the whip cream still all over their faces.
“Like they’ve got rabbies!”
Scooby started acting dramatic, while Scrappy twitched and growled like he’d gone completely bonkers.
“We’re just gonna go outside and get some fresh air,” Shaggy said.
He awkwardly shuffled out the front door with Scrappy and Scooby following close behind. Then Shining and Cadance noticed Spike and Flurry following behind the trio.
“And where do you two think you’re going?” Shining called out.
“Oh, uh… we were just going to take a walk with them,” Flurry responded nervously.
“Yeah, you know?” Spike added, stretching out. “Stretching the old hindquarters…”
“Nuh uh! Not without adult supervision you’re not,” Shining shook his head.
That’s when Pinkie popped between him and Cadance, making the pair yelp in surprise over her sudden entrance. So startled, Shining Armor clutched his chest and breathed heavily trying to calm himself.
“Don’t you both worry your itty-bitty-teensy-weensy heads about a thing,” She giggled. “Auntie Pinkie Pie reporting for babysitting duty!”
“Uh… thanks for offering Pinkie,” Shining sighed. “But I think we need more ‘responsible’ adult supervision.”
“Aw, but I am responsible!” Pinkie assured. “Mr. and Mrs. Cake will tell you I’ve gotten really good at managing Pound and Pumpkin, even though they keep growing.”
That’s when Cadance decided to add herself to the conversation.
“I personally think that’s a great idea,” She smiled.
Shining looked at his wife with a confused stare. Just as he was about to say something, one quick glare from Cadance made him shut his muzzle and keep quiet.
“You guys go out and enjoy yourselves,” Cadance told them. “We can manage things from here.”
“Thanks momma!” Flurry smiled, nuzzling her mom.
“Alrighty then,” Spike said excitedly. “Let’s get going!”
The two little ones quickly followed Shaggy, Scooby, and Scrappy out the door. Shining turned back toward Cadance with a look of uncertainty.
“Why did you just let them go?” He asked her. “What if they get hurt or…”
Cadance quickly shut his muzzle with one hoof over his lips and smiled at him.
“I understand your concern because I worry too,” Cadance responded. “But you ‘need’ to stop being so paranoid all the time. Like it or not honey, Flurry is growing up fast. And you need to learn to accept it.”
Before anything else could be said between the two, the doors to the lab burst open. Velma, Twilight, Rarity, and Fluttershy quickly emerged with determined looks on their faces.
“What’s up Velms?” Fred asked.
Velma gave no response, but instead simply walked right toward him and snatched the monster book from him. She flipped it open to one specific area.
“The analysis of the Pterodactyl scale,” She said. “It contains randamonium.”
“Which is… wut exactly?” Applejack asked.
Twilight grabbed the book from Velm’s grip with her magic and brought it over to herself.
“According to the book, it says it’s the critical ingredient required to make monsters,” She explained.
“Doesn’t randamonium glow?” Daphne asked. “Like those footprints in Wickles’ mansion?”
“That’s right Daphne,” Twilight nodded.
“If we prove Wickles is behind this, this mystery goes down like a dot-com and Coolsville digs us again!” Fred replied hopefully.
“We just need to find wherever Chrysalis, Sombra, and that masked guy are getting Randomonium,” Shining added. “We find the source; we can take them down.”
“There’s just one problem darling,” Rarity pointed out. “Where exactly would they even get this Randomonium?”
“Randamonium is a byproduct of Silver Mines,” Velma explained.
“Like the abandoned mining town in old Coolsville!” Fred realized.
“Then… that’s where we should go then,” Fluttershy smiled.
Rainbow chuckled as she cracked her hooves in anticipation.
“I can’t wait to thrown down with ugly one and ugly two! This is going to be… so awesome!”
Suddenly, Velma’s eyes went wide like saucers, and she quickly ducked to the floor. To everyone’s confusion, she started to crawl away.
“I’m invisible, I’m invisible,” She panicked.
“What’s the matter with you?” Shining asked, confused.
“I’m havin’ the sneaky suspicion the one at the door is Patrick,” Applejack guessed.
Everyone turned back and saw it was indeed none other than Patrick Wisely knocking at the front door. Everyone turned back and saw Velma climbing over the couch, then falling behind the back.
“Get rid of him!” She pleaded.
Velma continued to crawl away towards the lab while Cadance, Rarity, and Daphne shook their heads in amusement.
“Aw, the poor girl must have the love bug something terrible for that man,” Rarity giggled.
“Love, it makes us all a little crazy,” Daphne smirked.
“Totally!” Cadance nodded.
The Princess of Love and the two fashionistas all looked at each other with that same twinkle in their eyes, as they all nodded slowly. They proceeded to follow Velma into the lab, where she was still trying to crawl away.
“What are you doing?” Daphne asked Velma.
“He wants to ask me on a date!” Velma squeaked fearfully.
“And that’s… bad?” Cadance asked.
“It’s okay to be scared darling,” Rarity assured her.
“I am not scared…” Velma angrily pouted. “I’ve fought werewolves and ghosts, but in the end I know that when we usually unmask them that there’s just a shriveling little scared man inside.”
“Well it’s the same with dating,” Daphne smiled.
“Tell me about it,” Cadance giggled. “When Shining Armor and I went on our first date, I swear he almost threw up.”
“I thought Twilight said he did throw up,” Rarity told her.
“Yeah, but I just thought it was because of those bad hay fries,” Cadance cringed in disgust.
While they spoke, Daphne started crawling around after Velma trying to coax her out of this loop.
“Velma, have your eyes ever considered the adventures you’ve had in your life are just distractions to keep you away from what ‘really’ frightens you?” Daphne prompted. “Intimacy with another person? Hmm…?”
“What Daphne means to say is that all this fear is just keeping you away from someone who thinks you are the most special person in all of the worlds!” Cadance smiled.
“Not to mention someone who thinks you’re completely gorgeous darling,” Rarity added.
“But I’m more comfortable in the world of logic and facts,” Velma argued. “Besides… I’m not gorgeous.”
Daphne could sense a lack of confidence in her friend’s voice. So she helped her up.
“Everybody has flaws Velma,” She assured. “The object of a healthy relationship is to never let the other person know they’re there.”
Velma just hid behind a corner, as she peered out the lab windows and saw Fred and Patrick sharing a champagne toast.
“Daph, I really like this guy,” Velma said truthfully. “What would you do if you weren’t some glamorous and mysterious jet setter?”
Daphne and Rarity both stared at each other for a moment before smiling to one another and turned back toward Velma.
“I’d make myself one,” Daphne smiled. “Rarity, I think we can do a little work to help Velma out.”
When she looked back down at Rarity, she noticed the fashionista already wore her little orange glasses and a tape measure around her neck.
“I am way ahead of you darling!”
It was then Cadance stepped up in front of them and shook her head in disapproval.
“Velma, if you like a guy you shouldn’t change the way you present yourself,” She advised seriously. “You want a gentleman who loves you just the way you are.”
“I appreciate your advice Cadance,” Velma responded. “But I don’t think this can really hurt.”
“Okay, but I’m warning you: If this is the way you want to do this, there’s not a good chance this will go well for you.”
“Don’t worry Cadance,” Daphne assured her. “We won’t do anything ‘too’ major. Just a little something to give Velma an extra boost.”
Cadance still didn’t like the idea of Velma changing herself, just to get a guy to like her. But… since they are so insistent on going through with this and nothing she said will convince them otherwise, she wasn’t going to stop them.
“Alright,” She sighed. “Just ‘try’ to remember my advice, okay?”
With that, Daphne and Rarity dragged Velma off to work on her leaving the Princess of Love back in the living space. All she could think of in her head was how this was ‘not’ going to end well.
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“You think it was wise leaving Velma alone with Daphne?” Fluttershy whispered to Rainbow Dash.
“Honestly, it’s Rarity I’m worried about her being with,” Rainbow answered back.
The sound of footsteps coming downstairs caused everyone to look up and in a split second their mouths dropped to the floor and their eyes bugged right out of their sockets. For there stood Velma, now sporting longer hair, no glasses, make-up, and a skin-tight orange body suit. She certainly looked drop dead gorgeous, and certainly not her usual self.
“Who’s that?” Shining asked.
“I think that’s Velma,” Twilight responded unsurely.
“Uh…” Fred blinked.
“Velma?” Patrick asked.
“Who’s your mommy?” Velma asked, trying to flirt.
“Okay, wut did Daphne do to Velma?” Applejack whispered.
Speaking of whom, both Daphne and Rarity walked down the stairs looking absolutely proud of themselves. They stood beside Cadance, who only shook her head disappointedly.
“Let’s solve a mystery…” Velma said seductively.
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The front doors to Mystery Inq. H.Q. flew open and the motley crew walked out with Velma and Patrick taking the lead. Velma had a difficult time walking in the heels she wore, but she stumbled through while trying to impress Patrick. Daphne walked by while subtly trying to showcase a pouty look, which Velma tried to copy… vainly.
Patrick, on the other hand, could plainly see Velma looked uncomfortable as she walked by his side. Though for what reason he couldn’t figure out.
“Uh Velma, do you have to go to the bathroom?” Patrick asked Velma.
“No… not in this outfit…” Velma answered.
Patrick opened the back door of the Mystery Machine allowing Velma to venture inside first before him.
“Rarity, what did you do?” Twilight asked.
“Daphne and I thought we’d give Velma a helping hand with her problem,” Rarity shrugged innocently.
“Okay… but how’d ya get her into that outfit?” Applejack asked.
“Yeah, I’ve seen roomier looking bird houses,” Rainbow nodded in agreement.
“It’s… really complicated…” Rarity chuckled nervously.
“This is going to be one interesting night,” Cadance sighed.
“Hopefully we won’t have any more surprises,” Shining hoped.
They all made it into the Mystery Machine, though Velma had slight trouble due to her rubbery outfit. But eventually, they made their way onwards as the investigation continued. However, they were all completely unaware of the giant dark-winged creature with red glowing eyes standing atop of headquarters and took off flying after them.
With the clues our teams have gathered so far, it's all a matter of determining whether the cause behind this chaos is who they 'think' it is (Course, they know Sombra & Chrysalis are involved, for reasons relatively unknown at this time) and above all 'why'. But it seems the villains have sent a slight message, somehow teleporting into Mystery Inc.'s hangout, trashed the whole place, and even destroying a prized possession of little Flurry's (The humanity!). But it seems Flurry's little band of wannabe detectives have decided to investigate on their own with the one evidence suggesting that their main suspect will be there. Of course, they have to bring Pinkie Pie along as the idea of playing 'Super Spies' is fun and because Flurry knows the parents will say 'no' if they don't have an adult with them (So what does that make Shaggy? Chopped liver?).
Anyways, we also see one of those plot devices where a girl feels the need to change her image just to impress some guy who initially wants to date her. And this isn't the first time a character like Rarity has done something like this (If we all remember the 'Yona' ordeal... although I will admit she looked like a sensational rock star). Anyways... it's always been an interesting choice that they give Velma the 'Sandra Dee' look in which she turned into a tight-wearing Pink Lady type of girl to attract Danny Zuko, who was willing to take track to impress 'her'. I will admit Velma looked sensationally gorgeous, but I feel for Cadance knowing that this is all going to turn out so bad for sure.
And what's this? They're being followed by the mystery beast? We definitely know things are going to go pear-shaped really fast.
I'M-A COMING! Wait for me!
*I woke up, in a hospital bed, dazed and a little tipsy from the medications*
Me: "Rain SHine...Yoo-hoo~ Where are you? Where's my Kirin Queen? I MISS YOU BABY! I miss my tall fluffy pony."
Mystery Inc. better watch out!
Don't worry Flurry. I'll get you a new Whammy.
https://youtu.be/KRiHuYpKuAk
Yeah that was just bad. Sorry. Couldn't help it. ^^;
That's a new low, even for Chrysalis. But it's nice to see the nostalgia of the story. I keep watching the movie two times just to know what's what.
And the outfit Velma is wearing... No. Just... No.
Next chapter: ¡¡PARTY in the The Faux Ghost, baby!!
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I agree with you there
And also Chryslias and Sombra definitely cross a line
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Quickly drink this to take away the drunkenness (I offered him a glass of a red liquid 😈)
Very interesting
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I'm shaking with anticipation, these adventures are infinitively glorious and always have me on the edge of my seat XD
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Well mark my words. Mr. Enigma's got even more glorious chapters in store for fans like yourself. We're currently in the process of planning them out and we should have this project done before the month's up. Then we move on to our very first holiday special to commemorate the season. And by season, I mean the season before the year's up: Christmas!
Of course, it's a matter of finding that 'one' story that is sure to spread a bit of cheer and hilarity.
Even though i both own and have seen this movie multiple times,..
In the words of Boris Badenov:
"I'm not sure what I'm feeling right now. ...
But i'm feeling Something."
Looks like Shag, Scoob, Scrap, Flurry and Spike are off to find some answers with Pinkie. And Velma should've really listened to Cadence. She's the Princess of Love for a reason.
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Never... ever argue with the Princess of Love. There's none the more qualified over the subject than her.
Meanwhile, back at Discord's Theater(s)
All Theaters
Sunny Starscout: "What?"
Sunset Shimmer & Galen Marek: "The."
The Audience: "WhaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?"
Thorax: (Holds his hooves, along with Pharynx's, up in defense) "Uh...don't look at us!"
Ocellus: "I...I...I don't...We-EEP!"
Smolder: "Wow, Ocellus." (Smirks, with Norberta copying Smolder's expression) "I thought I knew you."
The Crystal Ponies were just as aghast.
Sunburst: (Gasps) "No...."
Starlight Glimmer: "They didn't..."
Galaxy
Sunset Shimmer: (Sympathizing) "Oh...Flurry..." (Holds Ray close, with Galen putting an arm around her, and Chewie gently putting a fluffy hand on her shoulder)
Future G5
Pipp Petals: "How awful!"
Izzy Moonbow: "Not cool."
Equestria Girls
Sour Sweet: (Sadly) "Poor Flurry." (Angrily) "They've gone too far!"
Equestria Girls
Bugs Bunny:
"Of course, you realize, this means war!"
Future G5
Sunny Starscout: "I'd be upset too, if I came home to find my home ransacked and all of my favorite toys and mementos of me and my dad...crushed and destroyed."
Sheriff Hitch: "Yeah...Sprout!" (Gives the former Emperor of Maretime Bay the stink eye)
Future G5
Deputy Sprout: "Yeah! Good idea!" (Receives questionable glares from the Mane 5 and friends in the room) "What? I'm rooting for the good guys, aren't I?"
Equestria Girls
Flash Sentry: "Slipperooney?"
Gilda: "Juuuuuust what are they doing?"
Grubber: "Everything is delicious with whipped cream and cherry on top. Which reminds me!" (Rings the bell)
RING-RING
Grubber: "Can I get a refill? This time, a strawberry shake with double scoops of Butterbear Ice cream, please!"
Silverstream: "Oh! I'd like to have the Lovers' Butterbear Sundae, in one bowl, for both me and Gallus to share!"
Marble Pie: "Uh oh..."
Limestone Pie: "Busted."
Equestria Girls
Daffy Duck: "Busthed."
Galaxy
Galen Marek: "They're dead." (Gets slapped on the shoulder by Sunset)
Sunset Shimmer: "Galen!" (Galen shrugs in response)
All Theaters
Audience: "Phew."
Gilda: "Say what now?"
Autumn Blaze: "Uh oh. Here it comes..."
Gilda: "They're doomed." (Facepalms)
Equestria Girls
Porky Pig: "TH-Th-Th-That's amazing! H-H-H-How?"
EqG Rainbow Dash: "She's Pinkie Pie. Nuff said."
Gallus: "Heart of a lion, that guy, huh?"
Galaxy
Sunset Shimmer: (Imagining Darth Sidious standing behind Shining Armor, putting a hand over his chest) "Ouch."
The Cakes laughed out loud at the memory, with Pound and Pumpkin relaying the story to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
Pound Cake: "It's true."
Pumpkin Cake: "We really worked Pinkie to tears."
Mina: "Don't do that evil glare! It's bad luck, Cadence!"
Crazy Steve: "DON'T JINX IT!!"
Student Six: "Huh?"
Sandbar: "What are you guys talking about?"
Mina: "The doctor warned us. He says that it's bad luck, whenever Princess Cadence does the evil glare."
Future G5
Sunny Starscout: (Reacting to Mina and Crazy Steve's hologram recordings) "Really?"
Izzy Moonbow: "The mother of all jinxies was...Princess Cadence?"
Present G4 – Discord's Theater
Smolder: "I'm probably going to regret asking this, but since when?"
Silver Shill: "Royal Canterlot Wedding, when the changelings first invaded. Equestria Games, when Princess Cadence suffered a bad hair day. And one time, in an IDW comic...one of Applejack's cousin nearly died, from a bad allergy to...strawberries."
Button Mash: "Strawberries?"
Silver Shill: (Ominously) "Strawberry."
Crazy Steve: "WHY STRAWBERRIES?! WHY?!!!!"
Mudbriar: "Technically, that was Queen Chrysalis during the changeling invasion. Also, Princess Cadence had a bad haircut, but the real jinx was the mix-up between Mrs. Harshwinny and a random tourist. And technically, Princess Cadence's evil glare in issue 11 has no connection with Friendship Forever Issue 19."
Random dude : (Sarcasm) "...Well thank you, Captain Obvious!"
Big Mac: (Cuddles up close with Sugar Belle) "Eeyup."
Sugar Belle: (Sighs affectionately, before she remembers) "Oh! Big Mac. Didn't I tell you something?"
Big Mac: "Tell me what, Sugar?" (Sugar whispers something important in his ears, and he looked shock) "You are?" (Sugar Belle nodded, to which Big Mac smiles, but then frowns) "Does...does Applejack know?"
Sugar Belle: "Let's wait for her and her friends to come home, to tell."
Crazy Steve: "Randa-what?"
Cheese Sandwich: "Randa-who?"
Equestria Girls
Daffy Duck: "Randa-what?"
Bugs Bunny: "Randa-who?"
Sugarcoat: "Is there an echo?"
Future G5
Sunny Starscout: (Copying Crazy Steve's hologram) "Randa-what?"
Izzy Moonbow: (Copying Cheese Sandwich's hologram) "Randa-who?"
Discord's Theater, Equestria Girls, and Future G5
The Audience: "Oh!"
Crystal Ponies: "Yeah!"
Crazy Steve: "YEAH!"
Bulk Biceps: "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
And with that, Rainbow Dash did her iconic face that put her on the internet. /)^3^(\
Future G5
Zipp Storm immediately bursts out laughing.
Present G4
Gilda and Lightning Dust both laughed at Rainbow Dash's face. Some of the Crystal Ponies couldn't help but do a spit take, laughing at Rainbow Dash's face...much to Tempest Shadow, Grubber, and Iron Will's expense.
Zephyr Breeze: (Still deluded) "Aw, Rainbows. You don't have to make that face for me, on TV."
Galaxy
Sunset Shimmer and Galen Marek both burst out laughing, until Sunset Shimmer started coughing.
Sunset Shimmer: (Coughing) "Choked on a blue puff cube..."
Equestria Girls
EqG Rainbow Dash: (Blushes as she and the audience looked at her) "I don't make a face like that!"
EqG Pinkie Pie: "Really?" (Holds up a video recording)
Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, and everyone else in the room, burst out laughing.
Indigo Zap: (Points at Dash) "Dash. With you around, who needs, Pinkie Pie?" (Resumes laughing)
EqG Pinkie Pie: "Hey!"
All Theaters
Audience: "Huh?"
Equestria Girls
Sugarcoat: "We can still see you..."
Indigo Zap: "If you want to be invisible, then you need to take invisible class, from Wallflower Blush."
Bugs Bunny: "Speaking of whom. I wonder how Wallflower is doin'?"
Extra Cut
The said "invisible intern" of Buried Lede, was released...and chased out of Old Man Wickle's manor, after he came home to find his house, vandalized.
Old Man Wickles: (Chases Wallflower Blush with a cane) "Give me back my toilet brush!"
Wallflower Blush: (Running for her life) "I didn't take it!"
Equestria Girls
Bugs Bunny: "I think someone's a little shy."
Porky Pig: (Stutters) "I agree."
Daffy Duck: "Like a c-th-certain Bash-th-ful Butter-th-fly?"
EqG Fluttershy: "Hmph!"
Storm Shield: (Chuckles in amusement) "As a victim of love, I agree."
Anakin Skywalker: (Ashamed) "Sad, but true."
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Discord: "Well, can't it be help if lovers do crazy things for the ones they love?"
Big Mac: "Nope."
Gabby: "I kinda know how that feels." (Thinks fondly of Spike)
Princess Luna: (To Anakin Skywalker) "Like you, Ani." (Chuckles)
Anakin Skywalker: (Annoyed) "It was the lava, Luna. Lava..."
The Audience: "EW!"
Night Light: (To Twilight Velvet) "Yup. Sounds like our boy, alright."
Capper Dapperpaw: "Bad case of the butterflies in stomachs, huh?"
Gilda: "Ew! TMI."
Zephyr Breeze: (To Gilda) "Why are you complaining? You eat worms, and you regurgitate whatever you eat into your babies' mouths."
Gabby: (Offended) "Hey!"
Gallus: (Just as offended) "Not cool."
Gilda: "Wow. Big talk from a loser with a brain the size of a bee's, with an oversized BEEHIVE on his head to MATCH!" (Zephyr Breeze gasped in shock at the insult)
Gabby: (Looks between Gilda and Zephyr Breeze) "Uh, guys?"
Mina: (Smirks towards Silver Shill) "Kinda like a certain doc of ours."
Silver Shill: "I can agree to that."
Meanwhile, Gilda and Zephyr Breeze continued their fight.
Gilda: "When's the last time you ever looked yourself in the mirror? Why would Rainbow Dash ever want to date a loser like you, when she had someone like me and...well, by extension, Applejack?"
Zephyr Breeze: "Oh puh-lease! It's obvious, Rainbow Dash is NUTS about me, and is shy about it."
Gabby: "Guys?"
Big Mac: "Eeyup."
Apple Bloom: (To Big Mac) "It's a good thing we were there to give you a push, huh Big Mac?"
Still continuing their fight...
Zephyr Breeze: "As soon as she dumps the country gal, first pony she'll fly to will be me!"
Gilda: "Like that would be the day..."
Gabby: "Guys!"
Galaxy
Galen Marek: (To Sunset) "Just like you, Sunset."
Sunset Shimmer: (Blushes) "This isn't the first time someone said I was gorgeous..."
Galen Marek: "Yeah. Wallflower Blush thought so too." (Covers his mouth)
Sunset Shimmer: "Wait, what?"
Galen Marek: "Uh. Nevermind..."
Discord's Theater
Gilda: "You are a loser that everybody LOVES to HATE!"
Zephyr Breeze: "Oh yeah? Well YOU can just go and LAY AN EGG!"
Gabby: (Tries to yell) "GUYS!"
Crazy Steve: (Slams Gilda and Zephyr Breeze's heads together) "QUIET!"
Capper Dapperpaw: "On the outside, maybe. But on the inside, I see a fox. And all you need to do is to get her out."
Sugar Belle: "That's right."
Marble Pie: (A little sadden) "Mmmm-hmmm."
Equestria Girls
Timber Spruce: "Exactly. And besides." (Holds Sci-Fi Twi close) "I love you, just the way you are."
Sci-Fi Twi: (Giggles) "Oh, Timber."
Equestria Girls
Indigo Zap: "Well, I'd like to see where this is going."
Daffy Duck: "This-th out to be good. Whoo-HOO!"
3, 2, 1....cue Jazzy music
All Theaters
From Discord's Theater(s), or from the comfort of their abodes – in the case of Sunset Shimmer and Galen Marek – everyone could hardly believe their eyes. Dragon Lord Ember did a spit take on a cup of root beer she was drinking, and spewed purple fire, that toasted Tempest Shadow – who hardly cares, because she's just as stunned. Even Iron Will was hardly fazed, when some other random dudes had spilled, or spit their apple ciders, in surprise.
Sunny Starscout: "No way!"
Flash Sentry: (Rubs his eyes and gawks) "Are you kidding me?!"
Capper Dapperpaw: (Smirks) "Told you so."
Bugs Bunny: "Ooh la la~!"
Daffy Duck: 😍"Hummina hummina hummnia hummina hummina!"
Yakko and Wakko: "HeLLOOOOOOOOOOO Nurse!"
Dot: "Boys..."
Smolder: (Sarcasm) "Yeah. Did she stuffed the real Velma in a closet and replaced her with a changeling or something?"
At last, I arrived back at the theater, after my "recovery" from the previous chapter.
Me: (Still a little tipsy) "Rain Shine? Rain Shine, where are you? Rain SHIIIIIIIIINEEE!!!" (I look up to see Velma in her new get-up) "Hello nurse." (Finally, I found Rain Shine) "Rain Shine! My queen!"
Rain Shine: "Hmmm? Doc–Oh!" (I interrupted her when I tackled her in a hug and buried my face into her soft, fluffy mane)
Me: (Still drunk) "Rain Shine! Don't leave me! I don't want to be a lonely coward anymore! I'm so sorry it took me a whole year to work up the courage to admit...I love you. I was so entitled, so workaholic, I thought I was becoming a better version of myself, when in reality, I was burying myself six feet underground so I wouldn't have to face my greatest fears. And one of them, was the thought of losing you. But what matters now is...I found you! And I don't want to forget how you silently came into my life, and took my heart away, with your soft, melodious voice, that makes life worth living every day."
Rain Shine: (Rolls her eyes and shook her head) "Oh, what am I going to do with you?"
Me: "Baby, I forgive me."
Random brony: "She's a kirin version of Celestia."
Me: (Angry at the random brony) "YOU SHUT UP!" (Slaps him with a fish)
Minuette turned to look at Moon Dancer, and smirked mischeviously.
Moon Dancer: "Don't even think about it."
Me: (Still drunk) "Who set Batman's eyes on fire?"
BTW, guys, Necroshroud is gone forever. His demise is on my final Star Wars chapter comment. No one will ever see him again.
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I think it’s under new management.
Also how are you back in here commenting again?
I heard you were let go/ banned from the group.
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For once McOz, you are correct.
Discord's theater is under new management by order of the C.A. committee. We've entrusted P-D to provide some quality entertainment in the comments of our projects and he has not been disappointing in the slightest.
We are not going to fire P.D. after all the time he's spent and the sweat put into his work. He's made us proud and so Discord's Theater is his to have fun with.
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Smashing job with the commentary, Phantom-Dragon. Just wait till we get to the Faux Ghost.
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Yakko: Goodnight Everybody!
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Me:" after the star wars event, we need to be ready just incase this ever happenings again, so I want to Build a base of Operations somewhere Equestria, that way, we can combat everything the enemy try's to hit us with, the only problems we have is where to the base at and how to keep it powered, the third problem has bein taken care, thanks to the Autobots, they are bringing the building material we need to build the base, they should be here with in 2 chapters".
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Oh ... my ... GODNESS!! Sugar Belle is pregnant ?! (Although I already knew that she and Big Mac were going to be parents when I saw the end of the series, but I am still very excited 😊).
I hope that you will soon pass the drunkenness so that you can confess your feelings with your heart (and with a clear mind). I was laughed at by the Sokka's joke (TLA) you put at the end .
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I agree, they don't call her the princess of love for nothing.
Seeing how Cadence's specialty is helping out with love, should she appear in the adventure in "Shrek"?
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I don't entirely know all the details to that just yet. But it would make sense given she's a love expert. I'd have to have a talk with Mr. Enigma.
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Chrysalis and Sombra are such a cowards, attacking when no one is home, and on top of destroying Flurry Heart's "Whammy" (although I already know what parting gift Scooby is going to give her).
Far from being intimidated, the gang moves on and discovers the possible lair of these two villains, as well as what material they use to create monsters. Although before they can head to that place, Patrick appears and Velma suffers from a panic attack. What happened to that poor girl to react like that? Did her last boyfriend ridicule her or something like that? In any case, while I don't argue that a makeover can go well in certain situations, this is not one of them. They should have listened to Cadence (she is the Princess of Love, she knows the subject better than anyone ), but I hope that if Daphne and Rarity's plan doesn't work out, Velma decides to listen to Cadence.
But they aren't the only ones with plans. The sector of the "undervalued detectives" (the name is not official, it can be changed. I am open to suggestions ) is going to the Faux Ghost to investigate. If Cadence has also bought into the rabbies' trick, either she knows the truth but is not so over-protective she trusts Shaggy, Scooby and the others (although I doubt she would have let her go if she knew where she is going) . For a moment, I almost freak out when Pinkie gets serious 😳😱, but it makes sense: Becoming a mother makes people (or ponies in this case) more mature and responsible. I'm glad she's going too, not only because she will make the situation more fun, but because she can be of help if things go wrong .
And speaking of things that can go wrong, the sinister visitor is back, and he's keeping a close eye on the team 😨. Is he allied with Chrysalis and Sombra, or does he work alone?, Or is he an ally ?, What is he looking for? I hope that all these questions will be answered in the future.
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Me: (Still drunk) "Who set Batman's eyes on fire?"
Me:" that's not batman, it's mothman, and if its here, trouble is not far behind.
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Oh, don't get her wrong. She and Rainbow Dash still have a rivalry. Lightning Dust just wants to see if Rainbow Dash is still a worthy rival for hers. And she only wanted to have the pleasure of beating Rainbow Dash herself.
Lightning has...standards.
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Lightning having 'standards' huh?
*Awkward stare* Gee that's going to be some tough shoes to fill.
The clues are mounting,
new deductions are forming!
Who knows what's next!
Man, Chrysalis and Sombra are lucky Twilight sealed Flurry's full power as a baby. Just think of what she'd be able to do now, when she could blew holes in buildings and shattered the Crystal Heart when she was a few days old.
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I think she still has that power, she just knows how to control it now
11047851
And two separate groups of detectives who’s own investigations will soon dovetail with each other.
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exactly.
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Yen Sid:"Well done toon, Nercoshroud is no more".
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Yen Sid:"Indeed, however there are other threats out there that are still a problem".
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Yen Sid:"I wasn't just talking about them".
Me:"Your talking about Xerian"(walking into the screen room).
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Me:"Xerian is more of a what then a who, but he alone is a threat if he gets his hands on crystals, especially dark crystals".