I just wanted to have fun cosplaying as Deadpool, but now I'm stuck with two voices in my head. Oh, and I'm in Equestria.
It all started on Japan-day in Germany, when my life turned upside down. Now I'm stuck in Equestria with voices in my head that make me do stupid stuff, and all I want to do is go back home. The ponies think I'm evil and turned me into stone. For that, I'll show them what Deadpool can do.

THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR ASSASSIN'S CREED IV! DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT SPOILERS OR YOU'VE BEATEN THE GAME!!!! You've been warned.

Celestia lost faith, in herself and Equestria after losing Luna. So she abdicated her throne and left, to a place where Princess Celestia doesn't exist, and neither does magic, or ponies for that matter. After all, she was no longer Celestia, Princess of Equestria, but Anne Bonny, a perfectly normal Irish girl.

Well, as normal as you can get, being a barmaid in Nassau of all places.

Taking place after the events of the game, she reminisces on all her memories of Earth, both good and bad, the night before Cadence's wedding.

One-shot for now, but depending on reader reactions, this may become a full-fledged story.

While I'm pretty sure that being transformed into a Hero from a Movie can be considered cool in more than one way, I just don't see it.
"This... is so wrong."

Being sent to a land where Myths and Legends come to life is not a fun way to die.
"Nice puppies?"

It's not Hell, and it's not Heaven, and I'm pretty sure that this isn't Nebraska!
"Oh, crap."

I'm not sure what happened.
"Thou vile beast, We demand to know how you appeared here!"
"You and I both, lady."

And apparently I'm not very good with first impressions.
"... She started it!"
"Thou deceiving mongrel, We weren't the one who started the battle!"
"You threw the first punch, I just returned the favor."

And even without interruptions by some assholes...
"You know what is the difference between us?"
"Oh, pray to tell?"
"I'm fireproof, you, not so much."

I feel that my goal to get home will be pretty hard to achieve, all thing consider.
"But that's impossible!"
"You know, I'm pretty sure that by now this word left my dictionary forever."

{Character-tags will be updated with the story.}
{Currently being Edited by The Snide Sniper.}

There are some creatures that are forgotten or never known about, back when Equestria was just starting and the Princesses had just begun to rule there was another species unknown to them. The humans, they were an old race that had been around much longer than the ponies. However one day they were wiped out. Only one lives a young boy named Sean, the last human.

This story is a sequel to Starswirl and the Purple Terror

After the events in the past, Twilight can't help feeling dejected. She would never see Starswirl again. Or at least, that's what she thought right before he came knocking at her door. Meanwhile, in the past, a still somewhat immature Celestia is desperately trying to find a way to deal with the unfolding catastrophe. Luckily, her spymaster is always there, ready to lend a helping hoof.

Author's Note:
See what you made me do! I hope you are all happy... because this can't end well.
Also, you can't really read this without reading the previous story.
Full credits to Sorrowfulwinds for the title name.

During a playful conversation two friends accidentally open a portal to a different world and are forced through. They find themselves in Equestria and as ponies which in and of itself isn't terrible, but it turns much worse when they realize that they are children as well. Now they have to figure out a way to outsmart Equestria's Social Services, get along at school, earn a living, and keep up their cover as an independent set of brothers; all while trying to figure out how to get back to Earth or at least make themselves their proper ages again. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

6/6/2014 Just hit the first time this story has been in the featured box. Thanks everyone for reading and supporting.

This story is a sequel to A Letter from the Past

Name: Luke* Lustrous
Occupation: Saint of Evanescence, Paladin of Wrath to Princess Luna**
Age: 10,300 years old***
Height/Weight: 14 hooves tall, 750 pounds****
Appearance: Luke is covered in thick layers of muscles****, approximately half of his body-weight is muscle, the other half is bones, organs, and a small amount of fat. His mane is white with black sparkles mixed in, his eyes are blue, and his skin***** is cream colored.
Patient History: Strangely, despite his reported age, he seems to have extensive knowledge of Princess Luna, any questions to the latter have gone unanswered. He was first admitted to the CRH on the 23rd of June, year 1004 AN after a minor concussion caused by a sudden case of fainting.

Additional Notes:
* His name may sound odd, but he is not a pony, his species does not match any known creature.
** as reported by Princess Luna, though no known previous affiliations or ceremonies have occurred.
*** as reported by Princess Luna, apparently he had replicated the (currently experimental) technology of cryogenics with magic and preserved his body for 10000 years, though the other 300 years are unknown to be his original lifetime or something else.
**** body scans show that his normal body weighs 350 pounds, the other 400 pounds in from a complex set of armors he wears, body scans also show that his muscle structure is significantly more compressed and dense than that of ponies.
***** he seems to have no coat of fur on his skin, it is unknown if this is from injuries or genetic, if the former, then healing processes should begin ASAP, if the latter, then that point should be addressed when he is interviewed.

Last edited by: Dr. Aides Box, June 23, 1004.

(image of patient clipped onto to top-left corner of file)

(sequel here, YAY, this is the next leg of Saint Luke's journey through the world, rated for obscenities and the likes)

Shortly after the Changeling Invasion, a human wakes up in Chrysalis' body in the middle of the Badlands. Alone, hurt, and starving, she tries to make sense of where she is and what happened. Unable to remember even her own name, she struggles with her identity as she faces the trials of being public enemy to a whole species.

Or, you know, she doesn't. Identity crises are overrated anyways.

"Knowing all you've seen through that man's eyes, all his powers all but forced him to do... would you still strive to all but become him?"

Knowing what I know now, and what creepy sense that strange peddler's words now make to me...

I'd still say hell yes, of course. Come on. Magic. That's like the best thing that ever happened to me.

Becoming enemy number one of a country with demi-gods at the top just because my snark has gone into overdrive? Not so much.

For the League of Humans Acting Villainous group. Edited by Ranakastrasz, newbiedoodle, and Xanathar.

Will contain spoilers for the whole of The Dresden Files up to Cold Days, but can be read without knowledge of the series.

Thanks to the Dresden files wiki for making this easier and everybody that's made this bandwagon worth jumping onto.

Entering into a world full of magic, tolerance, and ponies is the fantasy of every Brony. A chance to become the next hero, explore a new world, and of course make friends would be guaranteed.

But what happens when that dream becomes reality? What if the creature you become is on the top ten most wanted list?

Welcome to my world; where lies and deceit are my allies by nature.

Where my friends and enemies are one in the same.

Special thanks to BluegrassBrooke and listener