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A Swede wrestling with the English language.

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Starswirl the Bearded is not used to dealing with fans, not surprising since he never had one before. But when a certain purple unicorn of the distant future discovers time traveling, Starswirl soon finds his comfortable days coming to an abrupt end.


Featured 7th Jul 2014! So much glory... what do I do with it all?
Chapter 1 of the sequel is out.

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Celestia alias the pony who when she takes weigh, screw the whole metric system

*Snrerk.*

“Yes, one solar unit, is the precis distance between the Princesses chest and her rump.” Starswirl replied.

The purple unicorn was silent for a long moment as she processed that. “What if she begins gorging herself on cake?”

*Giggle*:pinkiehappy:

Celestia screwed up the system of measurement by eating too much cake? I wonder what happens when she tells Celestia...

TGM
TGM #4 · Jul 1st, 2014 · · · Day 4 ·

trufax: This could have very well happened, though farther in the future of the show that we see now.

I read the journal of the two sisters (the supposedly 'official' history of C & L) and Starswirl time traveled a lot. Into the future, apparently.

You found Pinkie Pie's ancestor!

I like it and i like to see more of it and maybe a little longer

mapu #7 · Jul 3rd, 2014 · · · Day 5 ·

Nice story, I hope to see more.

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Or quite possibly Twilight's own.....

Uhoh -- he hates her cake and is blunt enough to say so to Pinkie Pie -- this will not be good... :pinkiegasp: :pinkiesad2:

This is when Cake was invented. Pinkie Pie will cause the demise of a unit of measurement and Celly's waistline.

Oh, and

Of coarse!, Why didn't I think of that? It's so obvious!"

should be

Of course!, Why didn't I think of that? It's so obvious!"

Unless it was intentional.

Thanks for the comments everyone, it means a lot. Still, I am shocked that this turned out as popular as it did. Even though, I DID write a pretty neat synopsis — If I do say so my self.

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This is when Cake was invented. Pinkie Pie will cause the demise of a unit of measurement and Celly's waistline.

You know nothing! Nothing at all! HAHAHAHAhaha

Well, that explains how the cake obsession started

:trollestia:Kissy kissy smoochy smoochy!

Aggg.. Such cliffhanger, I want more!!!

Oh my, Celestia will definitely get revenge on Twilight for introducing her to cake. The royal waistline was never the same afterward.

I WAS RIGHT!

don't worry twilight its not like you've drastically changed the future in some horrible way that'll erase your ponyville from history or anything no. quick thou you could change history..Luna spending more time alone Twi you of all ponys know what that means.. thou past Celestia might not like you telling her her sister is going to become an evil nightmare who almost kicks her butt if not for the Elements of Harmony.

Ah, Twilight has now Evolved into Fluttershy.

When she goes back to the future, she'll be living in Griffonville, with her friends Rainbow Dish, Blarity, Kluttershy, Binkie Nie, and Cherryjack.
And that's why you don't screw around with time travel. Just because you want to deflower the Virgin Queen doesn't mean you should.

I wonder if some weird time-paradox will happen when Twilight manages to somehow get pregnant and give birth to her own line that will inevitably lead back to Twilight herself. :pinkiecrazy:

4655061 :pinkiegasp:
Is this criticism? Are you saying; I pushed Twilight too far out off character despite the situation? And now you think that all sense of cohesion has been lost? And you simply can't go on anymore?!

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Fool! That's exactly what you should do! And reap the horrible temporal paradox while screaming 'WORTH IT!" all the way down!

"I am just so happy."

:rainbowlaugh:

4655136 Yeah, but now one of my favorite painters is considered history's most brutal dictator, and you can't get decent haggis outside of a few Scottish specialty shops. AND I'm stuck raising a kid who won't stop calling me 'peasant'. This is bullshit, man, I'm going back to stop myself from ever inventing this damn time machine.

I don't know what twilight is worried about. She's already proven that with this spell she can't change the future. Everything she does in the past had already happened in her time. In other words Celestia already knew Twilight had time travelled. So Celestia is just waiting until she actually does it. All Twi has to do is keep it secret in the future and the Princess won't do anything.:twilightsmile:

4655192 Not necessarily, we never saw how the loop started, but that doesn't mean there isn't a start to it. For all we know we just saw the altered timeline.

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All she really has to do if she wants a terrible paradox is to kill Starswirl the Bearded -- then the time spell would never have existed and she couldn't have gone back into the past...

Yay! Got more :pinkiehappy:

4655101 XD, No, i was just thinking that was amusing, that her behavior seemed very fluttershylike.
That, and the whole meme of "Twilight has evolved into Rapidash"

MUHUHUHAHAHA:pinkiecrazy:

And that was how cake and cupcakes were invented:pinkiehappy:

I like this.

Also, Twilight should totaly visit him in alicorn mode. I really wanna see him freak out.

Oh my god, a comedy fic that got featured and looks like it's actually worth reading? :V

4655192 I'm betting Celestia knows exact ally what's going on and is gonna yell at Twilight a ton as soon as Twilight comes back... I can just picture Twilight coming back to modern times to see a furious Celestia yelling about cake and her waistline...

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Awww stop it, you are making me blush.

4655377 That isn't how it works, what we saw was the start of the loop. Think about it, why would Twilight have time tralled without a reason to.

4659896 Given the example that we have for this spell, Celestia certainly knows what is going on. However she couldn't know what exact point Twilight is travelling from in her time. Not to the exact day anyway. She may be able to figure out what year based on how old Twilight appeared to be in the past but that's about it.

I usually comment after I read all of published story, but this is... I don't even have words for that. Solar units, wow, just.. left me speechless.
dis gon b gud

4660395 Because of all of the disasters they prevented because Twilight met her future self.

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I fully second that idea

4660742 Exactly, Twilight met her future self and thus the loop began. The week that followed didn't become the loop, it was always the loop. Therefore in this scenario, Celestia knew Twilight had time travelled to the past even before she did it. Heck, Celestia knew this when she first met Twilgith at her entrance exam.

The cake bit at the end of the first chapter earned you an upvote. :rainbowlaugh: :twilightblush:

I just wish these chapters were longer... :raritydespair:

It was the most ridiculous outfit he had ever seen, and to have bells all around your head like that, it would, if given time, drive any wearer insane.

Trivia for Eggheads: During the pre-classical era, before crystal power was harnessed (and thus before the advent of spell matrices), unicorn mages often used bells as the repositories for enchantment. Less expensive and less fragile than spell books or magic mirrors, and more permanent than candles, bells were conveniently portable and durable. However, each bell was limited to a single enchantment, thus requiring the more advanced wizards to carry a large number of bells and keep them organized for rapid use. As a result, wizards were notoriously unable to sneak up on anypony.

Time loops are the origin of the term loopy. #trufax :twilightoops:

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