HAHAHA! This is so much fun! So there are these little creatures called Parasprites, apparently if you feed them they multiply. So somebody must have brought one home or something because there are hundreds. Anyway the numbers have become too high for the guards or Celestia to round up and catch. That is when they sent me in.
That basically means that I get to deal with this however I want, so first I had the city evacuated. Then we went to work. I am just running around burning all of the ones seen, and then if I hit a building I freeze the building. But it is fun jumping around and just set these things on fire. I noticed Celestia was pretty angry at these things. Maybe they ate her cake, Celestia loves her cake, and I think she has a problem but you know I can’t just be like “Celestia you have an addiction to cake so no more cake for you!”
OK back to the burning, OK I think I am done actually. I have flown around every corner of this town. But to be sure I have a made a giant cake. I put Progenitus in it so that when they come to eat he can help me kill them.
I then turned into a parasprite and let out a call that would attract any parasprites in the city. And sure enough about 20 showed up. Then before they could take one bite of the cake, Progenitus came out and ate all of them in three quick bites.
After this Celestia made it a law that parasprites are now illegal in the city, and if that law is broken by anyone they get to deal with me.
Hey it is Celestia’s 1000th birthday, yeah! I am only making big deal out of this one because it leaves about 100 years till Luna gets out. Anyway this seems to be making Celestia a bit depressed. So I thought of the best solution. A GIANT CAKE! Surprisingly it worked. Seriously obsession, I do not get how someone who eats so much cake can keep their figure but whatever.
How annoying, some noble died. I really don’t care about him but the annoying thing is he had a son. His name is Blueblood, and Celestia decided to be all gross and nice which resulted in her taking him in. I hate him; he is 6 and is the most spoiled little punk ever. I really want to ring his neck and see if his blood really is blue! Of course he thinks that he is royalty now, idiot.
Ugh I hate when this happens. Celestia left me to be her stand in for the day, which basically means I look like her and deal with her subjects complaints, it sucks. So she is gone because she wanted to go to her little school, for some stupid reason. Anyway after I was done I decided to just take a nap, so yeah.
“Sean. Sean. Wake up.”
What? I opened my eyes to see Celestia standing over me “Oh hey Celestia.” I got up I was still in Celestia’s form.
“Sean, why are you still me?”
“Oh, I was tired so I just fell asleep. Plus, you are a lot of fun to be. I mean people just bow to you and you can threaten to drop the sun on people.”
“You didn’t do that again did you?”
“No. Not after the last time.”
“Good”
“It was not that bad Celestia. The only thing that happened was two nobles left and you lost a lot of money from them.”
“Whatever just turn into yourself.”
I did and that is when I noticed something at my feet. I looked down and there was some weird purple thing there. I knelt down and it pushed itself to the ground. Upon further inspection I realized it was a young girl pony. She was purple with a darker purple mane and tail and some weird pink stripe going through both her tail and mane. Her tattoo thing was a star with lots of little stars around it. She reached to about my knee.
“Sean this is Twilight Sparkle, she is my new personal student. Twilight you have heard of Sean.”
Then she spoke “Y yes.”
This confused me what was with the stutter. “What?”
“I am guessing that what she has heard of you comes from the books about you.”
“I have books about me? Awesome!”
“Yes well those books make you out to be a vicious cruel killer possibly the worst in history and you have a vicious beast as your pet that can wipe out cities.”
“Awesome I sound so cool!”
“That may be true but that is what is making her afraid of you.”
“Oh” I looked back at what’s her face “well that is not how I am unless you’re a griffin. Are you a griffin?”
“No.”
“Ok you get to live and I will not have to sick my vicious monster on you.”
I stood back up and looked at Celestia. “Ok so this is your new student? What is this arrangement then?”
“Well, she will be learning from me similar to you but she will be learning about magic.”
“Is she living here or at home?”
“That is up to her.”
We both looked at her. She again pressed herself to the ground. Weirdo. “I’ll be over there.” I walked over to my throne and sat down. The kid stood up and looked at Celestia
“Well Princess I think it would be pretty nice to live here if that is ok.”
“Of course Twilight.”
“Can I just stay home for one last night and pack my things?”
“Of course.”Dusk or whatever ran out I’m guessing she was going home. I didn’t see anything so special about her.
“So Celestia, what’s so special about her?”
“What do you mean?”
“What did she do to become your new student?”
She then told me the story of how she went all crazy after some weird explosion. She turned her parents into plants, levitated the judge people and turned some baby dragon into a giant one. Sounds pretty funny to me.
So the rest of the day was rather boring. Until something happened at dinner. Celestia and I were walking around the town when we saw something. There was a griffin!
“Celestia get down!” I then tackled her into a bush.
“Sean what are you doing!?”
“A griffin! A griffin has infiltrated the town!”
She sighed “Sean griffins can be citizens now.”
“Oh. Wait What!”
“Diplomacy.”