//------------------------------// // Nightmare Night what a fright // Story: Oww man // by DemonOJM //------------------------------// Okay should we change our costume? Well what we got X-force, X-men and Ultimate Deadpool costumes. What is wrong with the current costume? We’ll scare the shit out the ponies so or so. So true we need to go friendly as Spidey we can mock Luna and the Elements, maybe we should visit Rarity and ask if could make us a nice costume. You know we don’t like to play like this copy cat Spiderman. Yes what the hell was that with Ultimate Spiderman cartoon he stole our gimmick. Not to forget the Deadpool in this cartoon. The voices and I shuddered at the thought. We designed parts of the old castle to have a better hideout. Yeah Luna did really massive change in her fit. Yes and we can tell her how we feel about it. Hey guys I got a question my memories get blurry, I can’t remember much about my past even my name but your memories are clear why? Because this is a safety mechanism for your brain without it you would go mad. Well more mad then now and about our memories is that we aren't part of your brain. So that’s mean that I’ll become Deadpool because sometimes all my memory are gone? We don’t know. We don’t know. Both of them answered at the same time and I feel bad about that but there is no time for that. POV third person CMC “So girls are we really gonna do that?” Applebloom ask the crusaders uncertain in their club treehouse. “He is cool, not as cool as Rainbow Dash but he saved our flanks!” Scooterloo stated in their argument. “But you don’t need to take away something from your sister!” Sweetie Bell snapped with a crack in her voice. Scooterloo fold her ears flat on her head and looked at the ground with a bit broken look in her eyes. Sweetie Bell saw that and felt a peng of guilt and tried to apologise. “Sorry Scoots it just frustrating and so much stress, I really want him to be there at Nightmare Night, he saved us. But I don’t feel well to hide the element from my sister it feel so wrong!?” Sweetie Bell sat down on her rump and scrunched her face. “So the plan is that you both take the Elements and I wait outside with my scooter and cart and drive them to our clubhouse.” Scootaloo made a summary of their plan they worked on. “Girls Ah think this Nightmare Night will be the best ever!”Applebloom exclaimed with confidence. At Sweet Apple Acres Applebloom tip hoofed  through the hall to Applejack’s room. She looks left and right to make sure that there is nopony and enters the room, just plain and easy a bed, a dresser and a bedside table where the Element of Honesty lay’s on. She looked out of the window to see Scooterloo waiting for her to give the signal. Applebloom opens the window and started to mooing, the young Pegasus looked up and waved at her. Applebloom grabs the Element with her mouth and tossed it out of the window and Scootaloo catched it without a problem. She already got the Element from Sweetie Bell there it was easier because Rarity was totally exhausted of the mass of costume she made for Ponyville. Sweetie Bell just gave it to her at the front door. Now Scootaloo was on her way to their clubhouse to hide the Elements. “I love it when a plan comes together!” she told herself now nothing can go wrong. In the Pony Sister Castle Deadpool shuddered two sense tingling first the reference sense and after that something bad will happen sense. Third person this evening in Ponyville The CMC where in their costume Sweetie Bell was a Vamppony, Scootaloo a Equinwolf and Applebloom was Frankensteins bride. All of them were nervous and waiting for Deadpool they nearly lost hope as out of nowhere a pop sound come and there he stand in the centre with a big sack. “PONYVILLE I come here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and i got this bag full of bubblegum so who is gonna help me with chewing?” he put down the sack and some bubble gum fell out. All the foals came fast to him the first ones were the CMC but shortly after there was Applejack in her scarecrow costume and puffing out of her nose ready to charge. “You darn vermin! What in Tartarus are you doing HERE?!” Applejack glared Deadpool with an intensity that could kill. Deadpool looked down at three specific fillies and start with his slow answer. “Why am I not welcome? I saved three little fillies from the dangers of the Everfree Forest for nothing in return. These energetic fillies invited me to this holiday and how could I say no to so much kindness. But I’m bit disappointed that the fillies didn’t told their families that they were in this dangerous forest or that I saved them.” Deadpool crouched down and stared at the CMC and they gulped. Applejack raised an eyebrow, “Girls does he tell the truth?” all of them didn’t look into Applejack’s eyes. “Yes” they all answered at the same time with a defeated tone in their voice. “Okay I call truce I’m not here to cause havoc and I’m not a monster I would never harm a child. So what do you say can we have fun?” he asked as he hugged the CMC. “Ah don’t know Ah get Twilight she’ll know what ta do.” she took a look around and made her way to Twilight. Just a few moments later there was a “WHAT!” hear over all Ponyville and with that there was a purple burst of light and pop sound. Twilight looked frantic around and spotted Deadpool. “Wait before you say anything your costume let me guess, The Great and Powerful Trixie as rule 63?” it got some snickering in the crowd. “What? How? NO!” Twilight retorted with a blush forming. “Yeah I know it is Starswirl the Bearded I knew him personally and even the bells are exactly the same.” Twilight jar hit the floor and looked a bit broken. “So maybe now you want to listen to me, I’m really here for fun no destruction. I need to tell you something about this holiday. It is the day we celebrate Nightmare Moon, am I the only one who finds this funny, hear me out Nightmare Moon is more populare than Princess Luna so Luna got a bit of what she wanted. But from a different perspective she is still the least favorite Princess… [STOP Author you know well enough that this subject will explode into a war. Yeah who is the best Princess and who is the worst it is stupid!] POV Deadpool Are you talking to the author tell him he sucks! Why is everyone shaking like the aspen leaves. Well look behind you there is a surprise. Oh is it Batman! I turned around to see a furious Luna. “Oh hi starfarts how you are doing? Before you answer I want to talk with you Luna somewhere private, because want somebody please think of the children.” the last part be grossly exaggerated. Luna’s demeanor changed fast from furious too astonished because I called her by her name. I led Luna to the Nightmare Moon statue at the outskirt of the Everfree Forest. How cute she thinks that we didn’t notice the guards following us in the shadow. “So hear me out before you start to blast me with your deathbeams! I was fully aware of my surrounding as I was a statue, I saw your fall into Nightmare Moon. And I need to ask you why did you earn a second chance with eternal night you could’ve killed everyone on this planet. I killed some Ponies but with good reason what was your reason, they don’t appreciate your fucking night! And look now even Nightmare Moon is more popular than you, why didn’t I got a second chance am I more a monster than your alter ego?” I end my rant a bit out of breath and need to calm a bit down. “Is that truly what you mean that I’m a monster who doesn’t deemed a second chance” Luna whispers with a distance look. Hey even if we don’t like her so much we can’t see her sad make it stop! “Oh don’t twist my word in my mouth, my question is why you! Why not me? Why do I even try to talk to you! You wouldn’t listen to me in the past why now, so go and fuuuu….. A group of foal arrived at the statue with wide eyes watching us. “fuuuuudge yourself?” Luna did catch on and notice the children and and try to shake off her feelings. “Well children I got one thing to do for my departure!” I spun Luna around so that her plot is in front of the kids and pointed at each side of her flank. “Here is a half moon, there is a half moon… I grabbed her midsection and lifted her plot “and now shines the full moon:” I got laughter from all the foals and a pissed blushing Princess who blasted me away. As I flew away I couldn’t resist. “Deadpool blasting off again! And worth it!”