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Nov
13th
2015

Horse Feathers is going on hiatus · 11:22am Nov 13th, 2015

Sorry for the light spamming beforehand, but I can only tag one story at a time with these things.

Given that I honestly thought I'd have Dark Horse done back in January, I think its time to wake up and smell the long since fetid corpse of that self-imposed dead-line.

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Jan
4th
2015

New Dresden Files story up · 10:06am Jan 4th, 2015

And with Dresden-Dresden this time at that! :pinkiegasp:

Dark Horse — A Five Score Tale From The Dresden Files

That's right, a Five Score style crossover with the Dresden Files. :pinkiecrazy:

It's already half-done since it's meant to be a shorter story, if that makes any difference. Thought you all might want to take a look while I'm distracted anyway.

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Sep
23rd
2014

Update, Horse Feathers got rejected for now · 8:32pm Sep 23rd, 2014

Thank you for submitting your story for Equestria Daily. Unfortunately, I regret to inform you that I cannot recommend it for posting in its current state. Though the pre-readers are no longer providing specific feedback to most submissions, I recommend you consult our Editor’s Omnibus or Ezn’s Guide for information on the common storytelling faults we see. It also provides links to editing and proofreading resources you can pursue on your own, too.

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Sep
21st
2014

Just submitted Horse Feathers to Equestria Daily... · 12:44am Sep 21st, 2014

Yeah, I know, right? A LoHAV style fic on Equestria Daily?

Hubris, thy name be Lord of Dorkness.

Still, he who dares, wins, and you always lose if you never try, right? Wish me luck, and all that jazz.


In related Dresden Files crossovers news, Tales of a Wizard: Flesh Masks by Applechip just wrapped up.

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Aug
28th
2014

This is going to sound random at the moment... · 1:36pm Aug 28th, 2014

But do any of my readers know any good myths about salt?

Yes, salt. The white stuff most of you have some off in your very house.

If any cultures have some 'Prometheus' style deal with salt (IE man was given the knowledge from the gods) is in particular interest to me.

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Aug
25th
2014

Questions to all readers of Horse Feathers! · 2:14pm Aug 25th, 2014

The next chapter is just a few lines away from being done. (Not yet sent to my editors, but the writing itself is almost done.)

Thing is, the next chapter got a wee bit beefy. Just short of 30000 words beefy, to be precise.

Since my own guideline for Horse Feathers is 10-20 K words per chapter, that was rather beyond intended.

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Aug
21st
2014

New status bar · 6:51pm Aug 21st, 2014

Saw this idea by Alcatraz who'd in turn nicked it from NATOstrike, and decided it was really clever.

So from now, I'll keep pure status-updates to my user-page.

For those of you that don't want to click that link just to come back and comment...

My Life As My Ironically Bad OC
Chapter 2 — 75-80% Done — 6720 Words

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Aug
19th
2014

Just finished Skin Game (Marked spoilers behind the cut!) · 11:20pm Aug 19th, 2014

Holy mother of awesome sauce!

Did not see any of that coming!

I'll say this much; if my own half-arsed Dresden story manages to be even a quarter as awesome when all is said and done, I will be a very happy man.


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Jul
27th
2014

A few music recommendations to tide you over in this heat... (And a small cut scene from Horse Feathers.) · 5:37pm Jul 27th, 2014

I've been finding lots of good music lataly, so I thought I'd share.

Find 'em behind the page-break.

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Jul
25th
2014

Just found a MARVELOUS Avengers crossover... · 11:42pm Jul 25th, 2014

...by a dude that has made the rookie mistake of thinking the front-page is enough to get an audience.

(Badabom, tish, by the way...)

Avengers find Equestria by GabrielDemarco1031

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Jul
20th
2014

A few ACTUAL ret-cons will probably be coming soon... · 5:09pm Jul 20th, 2014

So I'm a bit too hot and distracted to write... but that doesn't mean I've stopped thinking.

Once more, me starting this story on a whim has caused a few bits of stuff needing fixing. Specifically, Björn now actually has something resembling a back-story past "dude that owns a bookstore."

(I know there's a few more things shown so far, but hush.)

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Jul
12th
2014

So, an author I mostly respect has turned out to be an utter arse... · 5:22pm Jul 12th, 2014

I recently gave RealityCheck credit in the latest chapter of Horse Feathers, since I did steal without regrets take inspiration from how he does footnotes in his stories.

Most of you have probably heard already what I'm about to comment on, so the brief version:

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Jul
4th
2014

So apparently, Jimmy The Grape did the most mature and non-rash thing he could think off... · 3:26pm Jul 4th, 2014

...and deleted the whole League of Humans Acting Villainous.

A moment of silence for what despite a serious case of warts was one of my all-time favorite groups.

:ajsleepy:

However! The King is dead, long live the King!

:pinkiecrazy:

The League lives once more! Spread the word, my minnons!

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May
29th
2014

Horse Feathers is changing name. · 5:59am May 29th, 2014

I have decided that I don't like the old name, and is thus changing it.

For the record, the old title for comparison:

Horse Feathers - A tale from the Human’s Acting Villainous verse.

And now, the new and improved hotness!

Horse Feathers - A tale from the Human’s Acting Villainous verse

IS IT NOT THE GRANDEST REVISION YOU'VE EVER LAID EYES ON?! WHAT MADNESS WILL MY MUSE DEMAND OF ME NEEEEEEEEXT?!?!

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May
16th
2014

Horse Feathers: Status Update On Chapter 4 · 10:00am May 16th, 2014

I normally don't do these things since I find them slightly spammy and irritating, but I've gotten a few comments and PMs lately along the lines of:

This story isn't dead, right? RIGHT?!

Slight exaggeration for comedic effect, but you get the gist.

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Mar
15th
2014

New LoHAV fic is up (with an editor on board even!) · 11:49pm Mar 15th, 2014

Just thought I'd say it in-case anybody saw the previous blog and was curious, but wished to wait for the edited version.

Link to the train-wreck, already in progress.

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Mar
14th
2014

Anybody care to do a bit of editing slash pre-reading? · 5:56pm Mar 14th, 2014

So, I got this comment earlier this week from Xanathar while literately at home with a fever...

Don't worry. Looks like you are just a niche author.

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Mar
5th
2014

First story to reach a hundred up-votes! Jay! · 5:21pm Mar 5th, 2014

As of writing this, Horse Feathers is sitting at 101 up-votes!

Just to satisfy my curiosity I divided the number of up-votes on all my fics by their number of down-votes. In the order I started writing them:

One Pony's Curse, Is Another Man's Blessing: 3,4 votes per down-votes.
Sufficiently Advanced: 10,7 votes per down-votes.
A Rare Source of Irritation: 11,3
Horse Feathers: 5,3 votes per down-votes.

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Mar
4th
2014

The semicolon, no joke, made funny. · 5:08pm Mar 4th, 2014

It was brought to my attention while fixing some of the errors of Horse Feathers that I really should use semicolons more; so I Googled for a how to since my English teachers were overworked hacks that never actually explained that bit of punctuation...

I found this rather glorious thing.

Full comic may be found here.

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Feb
26th
2014

First story to pass a hundred favs. Hurray! · 5:19pm Feb 26th, 2014

As of writing this, Horse Feathers is sitting on 104 favorites.

It has also pushed me from 1.5 K views, to 2 K views in only about five days.

Not bad for something I started writing on a whim.

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