OK there have been lot's of complaints about him being overpowered, so this should be the last one where he seems that way.
Jeez griffins are heavy. I dragged the griffin king up to Celestia’s room. Luckily I went unseen. Then I sat around for an hour before the griffin woke up.
“Ugh where? Where am I?” he started to look around then he saw me and started to scream so I stuffed a pillow in his mouth.
“Now listen here filthy griffin you are in the bedroom of Princess Celestia, you know the leader of the side beating you.”
He looked at me and growled. We sat around for a while till I heard the door open and Celestia walked in.
“Hey sup Celestia, look what I brought you.”
She took a look at the griffin then at me and she growled which was a weird noise coming from her.
“Sean please stay here.”
She then took the griffin and headed to her study with him.
Well after 3 hour of those two in the study they came out and had made a treaty. So yeah things are over. I guess having leaders talking works.
Yes! It has been two weeks since the war ended and I am finally set free from this dull little room. I think Celestia is happy about me getting my own room in the palace since I have broken a lamp, end table, mirror, dresser, and her bed.
Granted the way she did it was really lame. It was a press conference and she was all like and here is that thing that helped
us win his name is Sean and he is living here with me now. Lame!
Anyway it has been two weeks since that and I am still bored. I am currently painting all the guards’ armor pink there is also a spell on the armor that makes all the guards be white in color. This is to keep their identity secret and it is made by Celestia herself, the logic is no one else is stronger than her in magic. Sadly for them I am able to manipulate her magic since I share her DNA. I have rigged the spell so they will also turn pink.
Well the morning guards have come and are now walking out looking very pretty in pink. It was so funny. Suddenly I was teleported, teleportation feels horrible I mean you are like deconstructed the rebuilt in the new place ugh. When I reappeared I was in the throne room looking Celestia in the eye.
“Hey Celestia what’s up?”
“I think we need to get you a hobby.”
“Why?”
“Because you are always either asleep, messing with the guards, or messing with me.”
“So?”
“I want you to go help the guards with their training. Help the guard captain with it that should keep you busy.”
Geez the way the guards are work is soo boring. Seriously they walk around in synch then the captain who is a unicorn in some fancy armor, really it has a bigger helmet and shoulder plates and it is light pink instead of normal pink. I think someone is compensating and the pink fur is not helping. Anyway yeah he yells they walk around more and then they spar.
I began to walk up to the herd and walked right up to the captain.
“Sup captain?”
He looked startled for a moment at my sudden appearance since he was in the middle of some speech I was not listening to. However the surprise soon turned into a glare.
“What are you doing here?”
“Aw not happy to see me? Anyway I am here because Celestia told me to. So what are you doing?”
“OK a few things. First of all no, I am not happy to see you, second it is bad enough the Princess is letting you live with her but you do not have the decency to call her by her title. Third if you must know we are doing some training to prepare against any creature with hands such as Griffins and Minotaur’s.”
“Oh cool well I have hands why not try it on me?”
“Fine.”
He uses his magic and lifts a spear. OK apparently this fight strategy is to jab at them and miss a lot because that is what he is doing. He also likes to yell while doing it I mean come on my eardrums seriously. Anyway the comedic element of this fight is getting dull after 45 seconds.
So I grabbed his little spear. To keep it fair I did not just drain the magic and hit him with it. Instead I gave a small tug which pulled him in, I then lifted my knee and yanked him in using the spear, and the blow instantly broke his nose and knocked him out. His nose began to bleed; you know it kind of looked like cotton candy with red syrup coming out of it.
I spent the rest of the day explaining to the guards what was wrong with their technique and then having them fight using my new methods I taught them. Maybe I should have helped the captain. Anyway after about two hours of that I headed back to the palace for dinner.
I walked into the dining room where Celestia was already. She looked up.
“Hello Sean.”
“Hey.” I sat down and waited for the food. Over the dinner she talked to me about her day you know boring politics and stuff. Then she brought up how she saw me with the guards. We talked about it then she said something I did not expect.
“Sean how would you like to help supervise the guards?”
“Huh?”
“Well I was thinking that you helped in the war and you easily bested the captain you could help probably.”
“Sounds like a lot of work.”
“Please.”
“Fine.”