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Welcome to my content. I like writing stories (which is luckily what the site is for) I write what I want, that's how I roll. WARNING: I attempt to counter my shitty writing by writing lots of stories

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This story is a sequel to A Letter from the Past


Canterlot Royal Hospital, Patient #7153, SCU care

Name: Luke* Lustrous
Occupation: Saint of Evanescence, Paladin of Wrath to Princess Luna**
Age: 10,300 years old***
Height/Weight: 14 hooves tall, 750 pounds****
Appearance: Luke is covered in thick layers of muscles****, approximately half of his body-weight is muscle, the other half is bones, organs, and a small amount of fat. His mane is white with black sparkles mixed in, his eyes are blue, and his skin***** is cream colored.
Patient History: Strangely, despite his reported age, he seems to have extensive knowledge of Princess Luna, any questions to the latter have gone unanswered. He was first admitted to the CRH on the 23rd of June, year 1004 AN after a minor concussion caused by a sudden case of fainting.

Additional Notes:
* His name may sound odd, but he is not a pony, his species does not match any known creature.
** as reported by Princess Luna, though no known previous affiliations or ceremonies have occurred.
*** as reported by Princess Luna, apparently he had replicated the (currently experimental) technology of cryogenics with magic and preserved his body for 10000 years, though the other 300 years are unknown to be his original lifetime or something else.
**** body scans show that his normal body weighs 350 pounds, the other 400 pounds in from a complex set of armors he wears, body scans also show that his muscle structure is significantly more compressed and dense than that of ponies.
***** he seems to have no coat of fur on his skin, it is unknown if this is from injuries or genetic, if the former, then healing processes should begin ASAP, if the latter, then that point should be addressed when he is interviewed.

Last edited by: Dr. Aides Box, June 23, 1004.

(image of patient clipped onto to top-left corner of file)

(sequel here, YAY, this is the next leg of Saint Luke's journey through the world, rated for obscenities and the likes)

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Comments ( 16 )

will there be more humans one day?

4065081 watch out for any chapters titled "Lore of Yore", my friend.:twilightsmile:

4065648 it took me a few reads of that to understand the joke, and then I realized it was my own joke.

I had thought that I had forgotten a state of being somewhere, but it was just you pointing out the joke.

Eh-heh, I'm absentminded sometimes :twilightblush:

BTW nice profile pic

4065990 4066563 finally people comment on how funny the chapter is.

Reading back over it, I had a good few :rainbowlaugh:s myself

Liked faved'. Some of the best commedy I've read.

Read for the awesomeness, stayed for the Discord.....

"Celestia merely stepped back onto the throne and thought of the best way to explain to the janitor what that yellow puddle was."
oh my side :rainbowlaugh:

JFK

Twilight couldn't bear watch as her old friend descended towards her doom and as her new friend prepared to make chunky salsa out of her old friend.


Lmao

~JFK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please be cut into pieces rainbow, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

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