I love the rain, it always makes the palace feel cozier. You see it is spring so there are a lot of storms now a days. Anyway one night I was sleeping there was a rather loud thunder storm outside. But I was asleep then I felt something shaking me.
Then I heard a whisper
“Sean, Sean wake up."
I opened my eyes and looked up. And sure enough there was Twilight looking down at me standing on my bed.
“Twilight what do you want?”
“There is thunder outside.”
“NO! Really? I thought that someone was playing a bass drum outside at 1 in the morning. What do you want?”
“I’m scared.”
“Good for you! What do you want me to do about it?”
“Could I stay with you tonight?”
“Why not breezy hair?”
“I don’t want to disturb the princess, plus I would have to go all the way across the castle.”
“Ok fine.”
I then rolled over. Then felt the covers shift. I rolled over and looked; Twilight was crawling under the covers.
“What are you doing?”
“Getting comfy.”
“What is wrong with how Progenitus is sleeping?” I then pointed to my feet where the hydra was curled up.
“I get cold.”
“Fine. You better not be a kicker like Celestia though.” Then I fell back asleep.
Twilight snuggled up in Sean’s bed. She felt really safe right now. Then another crack of thunder hit. She squeaked and hid under the covers. She then moved over to Sean and wiggled her way under his arm. It felt like a hug this made her feel very safe, it was like when she would be scared cuddle up with her brother. She then fell asleep.
Well that was a weird way to wake up. I woke up with something soft one my chest and in my arms. I looked down and Twilight was all snuggled up against me. That was weird granted it was kind of cute but still weird. At least nothing was broken like that time I was stuck in a bed with Celestia and she kicked and broke my arm and three ribs.
So anyway I got up and started my daily routine though since I am not a girl it is pretty quick. It basically goes this way.
Shower, shape shifting test, and regeneration test.
When I came out of the bathroom Twilight was gone.
So I headed downstairs and went into the dining room. Celestia and Twilight were already there. Oh man Celestia gave me a bunch of grief about having a soft spot for Twilight and maybe I am not so tough. You see this is what happens when you do nice things for people!
I don’t understand Celestia’s logic. Every year she has me go to Ponyville for that cider and every year we get drunk then she has a hangover and I mess with her. It’s like an animal where you spray it with a bottle and then it does the same thing again and again and again.
So I landed on the outskirts of the town. I let my guards just relax while I was gone and headed off. Actually this is a rather nice town. That is why we landed outside of town because I actually want to walk through town. So I was walking towards the farm when I heard a voice that sounded a lot like some of the ponies in Canterlot.
“Oh my, that is an interesting outfit you are wearing.”
I looked around then I had the sense to look down, and sure enough there was a child at my feet. She was a white unicorn her tattoo was three diamonds and she seemed to be about Twilights age except a bit shorter. Currently Twilight is probably up to about half my thigh. This one was just above my knee in height.
“Who are you?”
“My name is Rarity.”
“Ok hi Rarity. Well bye.” I started to head to the farm again.
“Wait!” she started to follow me.
So she apparently wants to be a famous designer or something. Anyway she would not shut up about my clothes. I have no clue what she was talking about half the time. I mean I have no clue what my clothes are made of. Then we got to my hair. Again blah, blah, blah stuff about hair styles. Why me? One mistake was when I let it slip I live in Canterlot. Oh boy it got really annoying then. I really want to punt her across town, but apparently it is frowned upon to kick children.
At one point I felt like someone was watching me. I looked behind me and I swear I saw a pink blur jump behind a building. So eventually we got to the farm. There was a really long line I guess it is because the town is growing. Anyway so I headed to the back. Sadly Rarity followed me and kept talking. Eventually she got tired of the line and headed home finally. Sadly
my peace was short lived.
“Hi! I’m Pinkie Pie what’s your name?!”
“AAGGHH!” I looked down and there was a pink child now with one of the most screwed up manes I have ever seen, it looks like some sort of animal globed on her head. Her tattoo was three balloons. This one seemed to be younger than Twilight and was maybe a few inches shorter than Rarity.
“Oh no, did I scare you? Sorry.”
“Ugh, whatever it’s fine.”
“So you’re new here right? I mean of course you are after all I have never seen you before. Actually I have never seen anything like you before. What are you? You look a bit like a monkey! Is that what you are? Are you a giant monkey?!”
This ramble went on for about another two minutes eventually she stopped to breath that was my cue.
“Ok, my name is Sean, I am a human, yes I am new but I am not staying, and no I am not a monkey in the slightest.”
“Oh, ok. Well I have to go. I have plans.” She then bounced away. Weirdo.