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Season 5 Finale-related.
So many realities. So many horrible futures. But in yet another alternate timeline, Twilight finds herself in the Golden Oak Library with the Princess of Friendship: Sunset Shimmer. Rather than the awful futures she's seen before, she now finds herself in a timeline that actually seems nice. But that means she has a tough decision to make...

-Awesome cover art used with permission from the amazingly talented Huussii (Teemu Husso).
-Based on an idea from Silver Quill.
-Featured as of 12/8/15! Thank you to all the readers!
-Editors: GenerousGhibli and E3gner

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Discord's tooth, unknown to anypony, except for Fluttershy, has it's own chaotic powers, and it's gone! Princess Twilight, with a newly learned locator spell, believes she has found it, lost somewhere in time, and they have no way of getting it! Twilight then remembers that she knows two ponies who were perfect for the job, one madpony with a box and his companion, me, Brightly Litt. Twilight finds me, the only pony that can contact the Doctor and save the past and future from utter chaos and destuction. . .AGAIN. Follow along as me and the Time-pony travel back in time, only to find the tooth in the possession of a very screwy pony, Screwball.
(Perverted Bronies beware! Misleading content. DO NOT take inappropriately! [I did not realize the assumptions of perverted material in this story!])

Rated 'RANDOM' for Doctor Whooves moments! For your enjoyment!!:raritywink:

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Try as she might, Twilight simply can't get Pinkie Pie's Pinkie Sense out of her mind. This problem gets compounded when a second mare with similar powers shows up—and the new girl is not too pleased with this.

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During her time-twisting battle with Starlight Glimmer, Twilight finds herself in an Equestria ruled by a tyrant alicorn that calls herself the Queen of Equestria. In this world, Twilight's friends are gone and beyond her aid, and Equestria's citizens live in fear of their ruler's wrath should they anger her.

But no one has ever seen the pony who suffers the most in this world.

Pre-read by MythrilMoth and RT Stephens. Cover art vector by kindkristy99

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Discord has failed to break the friendship between the bearers of the Elements of Harmony. Desperate and with a rainbow of friendship blasting towards him, he teleports himself to a future where the Elements of Harmony are no more so that he could trade places with his future counterpart.

What he didn't know was that in this future, he has been reformed and the ponies there think he's somehow lost his memory and are determined to refriend him. Gag!

Meanwhile, the reformed Discord is teleported to the past, facing very hostile ponies and a world of Chaos his past counterpart had created. Chaos is a wonderful thing and he was all up for having some fun but what was the point if he had nopony to share it with?

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In which Scootaloo, her human friends, and their mutant talking dog ride around in a van solving mysteries together.

An idea I can't get out of my head, so I figure why not use it to get back into the swing of writing?

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Button Stitch is an excessively regular mare with excessively regular habits, but something strange has begun to happen to her in the wake of Discord's rampage. Can Rarity and the rest of the girls get to the bottom of the strange manifestations of nonsense that have been plaguing Ponyville?

Continued in Screwball Mio Amoré

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Principal Celestia is sick of punishing Screwball and not seeing any improvement in her chaotic behavior. So she tries a different approach by enrolling her in the school's "Big Sister" program, hoping it will teach her some general morals. (No spoilers of who she's paired up with here.)

My first attempt at an Equestria Girls fic. Rated Teen for swearing and some sexual humor.

NOT CANON WITH MY OTHER SCREWBALL STORY!
I don't own the cover art!

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Cover art from HERE

Edit 14/3/2019: Had to remove the Drama tag because I wasn't allowed to save edits to the description due to too many tags due to the new rules.

I was enjoying a quiet day at work, when I suddenly find myself in what I can only describe as what a person high on drugs would see, before a blinding rainbow light slams into me and knocks me unconscious.

Upon awakening, I find something very off, not only about my surroundings, but myself. For one, I seem to have become a small horse and a female one at that.

I also seem to be in a forest of some kind. Hang on. Is this the Everfree?

Oh, great. What do i do now?

Well, having powers on par with a Chaos Lord certainly might come in handy. Let's see what i can do with them, shall we?


Sex tag for sexual references and teen for teen reasons, plus a lot crass swearing.

And, just be warned, that random tag is serious. Random shit will happen in this fic, so be wary of that when entering and DO NOT expect anything to just be normal at any point.


In Popular Stories 31/12/2015. What a way to end the year!

Featured 24/7/2016. Okay. Honest to God did not see that coming.

Featured again 31/7/2016. Wait. What?

Featured 5/8/2016. Someone's pulling my leg here, right?

Featured again 26/8/2016. No. Wait. WHAT?


Despite everything, got Featured 16/2/2017. Just hope the next update does this justice

In Featured 2/07/2017. Um... How? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad, but... how?!

Seriously? Featured 23/7/2017?

Featured 28?7/2017. .... Um, HOW?

Featured 4/8/2017. Wait, HOW?

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NOTICE (I'm seeing a lot of people Googling this very page): This is a brushed up version of the original story by No1MporXant, which you can find here in all its semi-decent grammar goodness (and I recommend you do, the original author notes are simply too long to be able to be posted here, plus you can find some additional stories taking place in this universe). I obtained permission from the author to write this story, if you'll bother scrolling down to the comments. So that came first, NOT this story!


It has been a month since Twilight's princess coronation. She still feels like she isn't ready to take the title. However, that all changes after a stay in the Crystal Empire's castle, where a mysterious unicorn throws Twilight's Element of Magic through a magic mirror and dares her to go through it to get it back.

However, things take a turn for the worse shortly after Twilight and Spike go through the mirror, where they show up again and the mirror suddenly implodes. Yet, the two are acting weird... Spike keeps acting like a dog, not to mention Twilight claims she's a human...

Original script and idea by No1MporXant. This is my first non-crossover fanfiction and also my first non-adaptation fanfiction (kinda). Constructive criticism is always welcome.


TAG/CONTINUITY NOTICE: In case you couldn't figure it out from the description, this is an alternate Equestria Girls universe. The main EqG-verse is mentioned once, but that's it. If you'll notice, I wrote this story around the time where the first EqG movie played around these parts--i.e. before Rainbow Rocks aired in the US. The original was also written long before it was announced. Therefore, Rainbow Rocks and Friendship Games are not considered canon to this story (and in fact, the latter directly contradicts with this story).


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