EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!
VS.
BEGIN!
It's chaos I'm after! I love disasters!
I bring the random and I bring it faster!
You're a party pony freak, you got nothing on me,
Why you got your magic, I just can't see.
You're wasting your powers, where's the dancing buffalo?
And the card houses and soap trails? Girl, I gotta know
What you're doing with your gifts? You throw them right down the drain!
Chaos is a driving force and I like mine insane!
Ooh, that's no fun, Screwy. No, that's not right at all.
Chaos is for cheering up other ponies when they fall.
And parties, and celebrations, and other tasty things!
And the special inner happiness that party-making brings!
I think that we can agree that we both hate peace and quiet
Summon crowds for backup singers! No! That's for starting riots!
But those are no fun either! You just don't know anything.
Chaos is made for 'just for fun', not 'just for being mean'.
I went to a welcome party. Ooh, wasn't it fantastic?
Ha! Your cake tastes just like cardboard, and your cupcakes just like plastic.
Your streamers are just silly, your decorations tacky,
You think you're sweet and random? I think you're just plain wacky.
You're an insult to the chaos! You're airheaded and inane.
You have an ugly color scheme and a really stupid mane.
I bet you're thinking to yourself, At least I have my friends,
Ha! I can't wait until that bubble pops and that illusion ends.
Frankly, I'm surprised that they haven't gotten rid of you.
They all go to your parties? Well, that's just because they pity you.
You’re a loser and a failure and an ADHD pain,
And the world would be a better place if you got splattered by a train.
Whooooaa, now. That escalated quickly
And I can see clearly that your anger's getting prickly
But I can tell you this much, you need to smile for a bit,
Because maybe then you'd make some friends that are totally legit!
See, my friends have always been there, from beginning to the end,
And they certainly won't just walk away, because they are true, true friends!
They love me when I'm happy! They love me when I'm sad!
They love me even after all the crazy times we've had!
So if you're messing with them, then you're messing with me,
Because I love them all dearly. For them, I'll do anything!
So if you're here to cause trouble, turn around and forget it,
Or I Pinkie Promise you, you are gonna regret it.