"What, you cant hang out tonight?"

"Sorry Rainbow, I have an appointment to get to."

"Well......alright, just be careful, ok?"

"Dont worry Rainbow, what could possibly go wrong?"

This is the sequel to my other story Dashing Hearts, if you haven't read it then this story wont make much sense.

Lyra, a simple pony with simple dreams. Dreams involving aliens, that is. Her fascination with them even got her a job dealing with them, though no one takes it seriously. Lyra hopes to one day be able to meet one, she just needs to believe.

In comes a human, whom mysteriously gets transported to Equestria. It's up to Lyra to show the alien the ways of her people! The power of friendship, magic, and hugs await her on this strange adventure.

'What is it about humans that urges them seek out so many endeavors in order to feed their desires? Greed, power, family, friends, philosophy, knowledge; infinite goals and infinite reasons behind them. Whoever or whatever created these beings are either cunning; to create self motivating creatures that will constantly push the limits of what's possible, or downright cruel; never truly allowing them to feel true fulfillment or satisfaction. The point is humans were created with a void, a missing piece left intentionally empty never to be filled, an undying hunger.'

A bit grim right? The names Rodney, and in case you're wondering, this is the story of my life. A life of Magic, Gods, and regrettably, Ponies. Yeah, freakin-multi-techno-collored-goody-ponies.
But it's not all bad really, got way healthier with a more green diet. Though the lack of meat can be painful at times, that one landed me in less than desired situations. I get to screw with innocent ponies on a regular basis. Didn't kill myself or everyone else with me either. So not a bad deal really, even ended up retiring as teacher.

Teen for language and some adult themes.
This takes place before season 3.

HIATUS: Currently at a programmer's boot camp. Will be done late June 2015.

AN: If you can see past my cruddy writing skills there's plenty to tickle your funny bones, I hope. First attempt at writing a fic.

Sunbeam Sparkle is not a good pony. She might not be pure evil, but she is ruthless, ambitious, and so power-hungry that she would even aspire to usurp Celestia's throne. Worse, she succeeds in manipulating Celestia into not only surrendering rule over Equestria, but her immortality as well.

It is often said that power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. In most cases that’s true. Many good ponies have begun with good intentions, but slowly lost their way. However, this is not always the case. A rare few virtuous ponies have the character and strength of will to resist temptation, and are never corrupted by their authority.

Even rarer, there comes a time when gaining power makes a pony better than they were before. This is one such story.

Alex has been thrown around realities for a long time without control. This time, he jumped to Ponyville and will be staying for a lifetime. Can he build a life here? Does he want to? What about the family he left behind?

Cover art is a commission by AphexAngel

Also, a big thanks to my ediors, pre-readers, and idea givers: Marvelous Cheshire,
Tosety, DiscordsAdvocate, KMCA, warpd, Spect, Makkelulu, KitsuneNoYomeiri, earthrise, Pen Brush
genuis101

When your life is as dull a gray as the world that surrounds you, the mundanities can make it all seem meaningless. Sometimes all we need is a little color -- or six -- to reintroduce us to what truly makes life worth living.

*6-16-2017 Edit, added Rainbow Dash tag because it triggered knighty.*

Lero, while out jogging, is brought to the world underhill and captured by the cruel Fair Folk. How will he survive and will he make it out with his sanity intact?

Lyra Heartstrings has been researching Ponyville's resident human ever since he arrived. When she gives Twilight Sparkle a copy of her extensive research, a small notebook slips out unnoticed by everyone except Spike. Curious, he picks it up and starts reading...

While this is a side story for Memoirs of a Reality Jumper, this is also a stand alone story. If you are following Memoirs, this takes place between chapters 32 and 33.

These are the diary entries made by Applejack during the events of The Memoirs Of A Reality Jumper. This is a supplementary story for those who want to know what Applejack's internal dialog was during these events. They can also be a fun read by them selves.

This will be added to when required.

(Takes place after "Human Error" in Transformers Animated)

Soundwave's plan to destroy the techo organic and take over Detroit failed. And the price of defeat was death.

Or so it seemed. For reasons unknown Soundwave's spark found its way into a new world. A world far less technologically advanced. And that land was Equestria.

Some how, some way, fate smiles upon the Decepticon, and he is revived. But now Soundwave has no idea where he is, or what to do.

Perhaps he'll find the answer in the form of a hard rocking DJ pony named Vinyl Scratch. After all she seems to think there's more to the big bot then meets the eye.