If you were thrown into a world of technicolor ponies, what would you do? For the lone human Anonymous, he'll discover the insane and wacky world of Equestria after being whisked away from Earth via portal. With a few interesting side effects, Anon will go on a quest to remember his past while also learning about friendship...and all that fruity stuff.

"Mysterious alien-like being to ponykind equals riveting tale."
~The Gracious Articuno

"Watch how he dominates animals with this one weird trick!"
~Milos

"Kind of slice of life. I can just keep reading."

~spiketen

And before you BLINDLY hit the 👎, read THIS please.

Commander Shepard remembers firing the crucible. She remembers she had to make an important choice. She remembers good friends, a lover, and plenty of loyal crewmen.

She just can't remember what her choice was. What the threat she was striving so hard to end was. Or what the faces of the most important people in her life look like.

She also has no idea how she wound up in the monster filled forest she's come to call home for the past eight months. Or how she picked up a snarky A.I. making its home in her omni-tool.

Note: This was originally written between Seasons 1 and 2, and may ignore conflicting lore established by Season 2 or later. THIS IS REALLY OLD WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS

Twilight Sparkle and her friends are snowed into the library one evening, and they happen upon that rarest of specimens - a book Twilight doesn't recognise. However, the ancient tale of adventure and intrigue they find inside ends up shattering their worldview and sending them on an adventure of their own.

This is basically what came to my mind when I heard that Lauren Faust's original concept for the show was of a more arc-based, magical girl style (this turned out not to be true, but my mind ran with it anyway), but this story ended up a long way from magical girls and well into high fantasy by the time I started writing. Also draws on select Homestuck and Dungeons & Dragons themes, and plays with a lot of things the canon leaves unexplained.

Tag update: Reduced character tags to Mane 6, CMC, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash. While the Mane 6 and CMC provide most of the ensemble cast, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash are the primary viewpoint characters.

Additional Tags: Anthro, conspiracy, high fantasy, gryphons, war.

Sequel now posted!

*Under Construction*
I AM changing the previous chapters instead of doing a full Revoke. I have read others work and feel that I can make it better.
Princess Twilight Sparkle has been tasked with exploring the ruins deep in the Everfree Forest. What she didn't realize, is that there is more to those woods than just scary trees, timber wolves and unpredictable weather. The woods are also the home of a long forgotten race.

Who are they? Why do they live there? And what does it have to do with Princess Celestia and Princess Luna?

History hints at their existences, foal stories talk about their magical ways, yet that is all: just stories.
What are they really? Do they even still exist? And what is their connection to Celestia and Luna?

It turns out: There is a Queen of the flutter ponies. She has been secretly hiding in Equestria for well over 2000 years. She is kind, benevolent, wise and imortal, just like Celestia and Luna. So why is she incredibly bitter?
She rules in shadows, in a land without rules.

On the eve of her cornation, Princess Twilight Sparkle will seek answers to unknown mysteries, along with finding a new home. Will she find what hides and bring it into a new age, or will the past remain hidden in the depths of the Everfree.

"They arrived, like angry, voracious gods from on high, and all but destroyed our world. We did not simply roll over and die however. We remained strong, we survived, we adapted...

...and we found the means to fight back.

Hearken to my words, fair citizens of Equestria and beyond! Today is the day we stand our ground! Today is the day we say 'no more'! Today is the day we take back this planet from the beasts that would see it consumed!

Today is the day we devour the Gods!"

~H.R.H. Princess Luna (2031, Lamnis 23) Founding of the Daeus Hunter Defense Force, Speech presented at Wendigo Corporation HQ, Canterlot, Equestria

MLPxGod Eater Crossover/Adaption

Note: While helpful, knowledge of the God Eater games/anime is not required.

Twilight Sparkle, also known as Medusa, is a hardened criminal mastermind, and the leader of what was formerly the most feared band of criminals in all of Equestria. That was years ago. Now, her crew is in shambles, and she looks to two-bit thug Rainbow Dash to bring it back to its former glory.

With Twilight's genius and experience, combined with some fresh blood, the Mythos Crew may become more formidable than ever.

There is a secret in Equestria. A secret the newly crowned Princess Twilight Sparkle doesn’t dare to believe. Like puppeteers pulling on marionettes, they have influenced Equestria for better and worse since the fall of Discord. So far they have been benevolent, but their potential for evil is vast. What’s worse, she doesn’t know their name. She doesn’t know their mission. All she knows for certain is one thing.

That they all seem to be zebra.

A young video game loving, guns a blazing, and closet Brony, Airman on leave guy goes on a shooting trip that was supposed to be relaxing. But fate sends him to an unlikely place... The Everfree Forest! Can he use his military training to get home? Can he help a young filly and a misunderstood Princess get home? Will he help a restless ghost receive justice and peace? Will he rid Equestria of the Blanks and the Bloody Hooves? And will he just accept being a brony? Takes place in CreepyPasta universe of Story of the Blanks and Super Filly adventure fan games.

NOTE!!: This story is currently in the process of being re-written/heavily edited. Many of the flaws of the story will get fixed in the following months. The story ( while technically complete ) will be labeled as incomplete. I'm also adding a new scene and I'm thinking of adding non-canon endings but as of now, misspellings, grammar mistakes, multiple POVs, and any other areas that need fixing will be my main focus for this. Chapters that have been edited with be marked with an asterisk. Whether a chapter has been redone or not redone, I hope you'll enjoy the story either way. If you have any questions or comments, please let me know. Thanks!!

Meet the new bad guy, Eric McBad! He has tried to become a villain all his life, now that he can control an empire, he will make the world bend to his cartoonish villainy!

This story is a sequel to The Golden Trail

When a daddy Unicorn and a mommy Alicorn get together and love each other very much, they get a rambunctious little Flurry Heart. When a daddy Siren and a mommy Windigo get together and love each other very much they get...a very lonely creature. But maybe Flurry can change that.