• Published 8th Jun 2018
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Anon Begins - 23 KM To Nerdiness



If you were thrown into a world of technicolor ponies, what would you do?

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Anon II Teaser

"Alright, another Saturday night and that only means one thing: Charades!" Spike states.

You reach into a bowl of thin slips of paper and read the subject as Spike hops eagerly.

"I'm ready, let's do this."

You walk to a shelf and hold a book out.

"I-It's a book-"

~Pretending to wind up a film projector~

"AND a movie!"

~Two fingers~

"Okay, two words."

~One finger~

"First word."

~Points at armpit~

"Ehhh, smelly? No sweaty!"

~Pulls on arm hair~

"Uh, hairy? Hairy, that's it! Okay, second word."

You leave the room and return with a daisy in a flower pot.

"O-Oh, a pot. You have a flower pot...Dirty Hare-y? No."

You dash out of the room again and back in a black cloak and glasses, on a broom with Owlowicious perched on the tip.

"I got it! Citizen Mane!"

Dropping everything, you bury your face into your hands and walk away.

"Come on, Anon. Where ya going?"

He looks at the glasses. "No wait, I remember! Harry Po-"

ANON II: The Second Part

Coming Jan. 9th
(Possibly my b-day)

~Winds up projector~

"Movie," you say. "Two words..."

Spike prepares to pose.

"Star Horns?"

He pauses.

"How do you DO that?"


Author's Note:

Yeah, definitely my B-Day.

Comments ( 25 )

I've been binging on Anon-in-Equestria fics lately. I'm looking forward to my next fix!

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When she goes on her tours to get money? Why would she even get stage fright? Shes a stage preformer

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S OVER?!?!?!
Awww.. well, I'm looking forwards to Anon II: The Anonning.

I really enjoyed your story.

Comment posted by DisplacedWriter deleted Feb 3rd, 2020

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Course I do! I watched that show all the time when I was little!

I didn't read your story, but I'm just gonna give it a like anyways.

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Aw, thanks. If only others could learn from ya πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

i really enjoyed the story, it was awesome !

And yet you guys still dislike without an explanation πŸ˜’

Good fuckin' yard, man :trollestia:

Just in case if you don't know what that means, it's my retardedly-stupid way of saying nice job

... you've flung a craving upon me with that last scene, author. I wish now to find a story featuring unicorns that can project a lightsaber from their horns

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Watch Star Wars: The Horse Awakens πŸ˜…

Total sin count- 60

Sentence- It's a livin' thing

This has been ranked here

Hey, just felt like this was appropriate

Warning!

The following comments shared are over exaggerated.
All β€˜opinions’ shared are inaccurate to my actual thoughts and feelings.
So please, don’t send Glimmy to turn me into a rabbit used in a magic show.

Comment posted by jnzsblzs deleted May 4th, 2022

This story truly made me smile! I thank you for creating this! (Bow)

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