//------------------------------// // Hey, I’m actually doing something as Emperor! // Story: I Am The Villain! // by Chemtest //------------------------------// —(2 days later)— Well, two days I guess. The banana production is the best in the world, and Lighting has come up with inventive machines useing his steam engine to carry our army past the modern age. Mechs, airships, cannons, handheld guns. Very smart and quick person he is, if he creates this much in two days I wonder what he could do in a month. I hear some hoofsteps outside the throne room. In walks a guard, “Sire, we bring six envoys sent by Princess Celestia of Equestria. We await your order to bring them in.” I sit up in my throne, “Yes, do bring them in.” In walk six young looking mares. Orange, pink, purple, white, yellow, and blue. They don’t look too happy, except for pink, “Oh, wow, the walls are so shiny! How do you make yellow this shiny!? Twilight, look, I can see my reflection!” She makes poses in front of the wall, “Are you talkin’ to me? I don’t see no one else in the room so you must be talkin to me.” Purple walks up to the foot of my throne, and glares up at me, “Where is my brother, what did you do to him!?” Her outburst knocks my monocle lose, wich I fix immediately, “Why, how rude of an introduction! If I were to be royal all my life, I might just take offense and have your brother executed!” I lean back in my chair, “But, doing such would be such a bore and would put my Corporation at risk. Such a pity that I need to have a bargaining chip in order to protect the sovereignty of Bananaramma.” Then my face is filled with pink fur, “Oh, this is called Bananaramma!? So that explains why you weren’t on the moon! If that was true you’d be over Isla island!” I look past her at purple, “See? At least she has the common sense to be kind to me.” I look pink in her blue eyes, “What is your name, so I may know not to execute you?” She jumps down to the others, “My names Pinkie Pie! These are my friends, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Twilight Sparkle! What is your name, Mr. Emperor?” I smile at the introductions, “I am Emperor Eric McBad of the Bananaramma Corporation. If I like you, you may call me McBad. If you call me that without my permission, I may end up accidentally getting a murder charge on my hands. Pinkie can call me McBad.” I see Twilight slightly smirk, “So, about my brother, McBad?” I whip out my wand and point it at her, “Rediculousis!” The spell hits her, and her horn flops down onto her forehead. I smirk and almost laugh at it, “I will leave you with that for now, until you apologize.” Pinkie has no such almost, and immediately starts laughing, “Oh, McBad! I would have never guessed you could do a spell like Poison Joke!” She sits up and looks serious for a second, “Comeing right now! Twilight Flople 2: Electric Bogaloo.” Then she falls back to laughter. Rarity then steps up, “Emperor McBad, I’m sure you could find it in yourself to forgive her.” I look towards her, “Oh, I do, but this is simply too funny! Also, I could use this in negotiations.” Rarity tilts her head curiously, “Are we not in negotiations right now?” I snap up, “Oh yeah, we are.” I look down at all the others, “All I ask for is a non-aggression pact, for you to give us all the latest technology, and I will release all current Equestrian prisoners without any fuss.” Rarity, who seems to be the negotiator, thinks for a bit, “What about Open Borders between our two nations. The influx of tourism will certainly help your economy.” I think for a bit, “What do I get out of it?” “I will make you a patch with your flag on it, so it may help your dapper fashion sense.” “Deal.” I think a bit more, “What about a railway system to all of your towns and cities?” “Then Equestria asks for a trade agreement to allow free trade between us.” I smile and nod at her, “A fair trade. Deal. The Bananaramma Corporation has no more requests.” She nods back, “The Union of Equestria have no more requests, either.” She looks at me seriously, “Do you Pinkie Promise that you will uphold your side until another meeting where you may squander this agreement.” “Does Equestria do the same?” “Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.” I nod and redo the motions, ‘Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye.” She nods, “Then Equestria sees no more reason to negotiate.” I nod back, “Then the negations officially end now.” She smiles, “Well, with the nasty business of politics out of the way, may we get a bite to eat? You could explain where you got your dapper and fashionable accessories from.” I nod, “Yeah, sure, follow me to the dining room.”