I have vacation days!? You mean I can leave anytime I want and not get yelled at over the phone? Because, seriously, it's always over the phone!

Dashing do-gooder dog? Accomplished, affable aeronaut? Big-time brony? Lazy lackluster lackwit? You decide!

"It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane." Philip K. Dick

Deep into that dorkness peering...

Guardians, roll out!

Born between Concorde and Apollo, I try to write down math and tech that make sense in reality, never mind stories. Then I try and make stories out of them. Dont forget, a booster is of no use singly.

I enjoy getting Comments on my Work

*Stares blankly at paper* "The"

German / my top five characters are probably (Cowzy Glow, Chrysalis, Tempest, Trixie, Starlight) it always changes a little bit, but those five kind of share place 1 in my favourites.

Owner, founder and CEO of Randomocity Enterprises(tm).

'Oh, it's you. it's been a looooooong time. you know, since you Murdered me' oh look, cake...

I used to be relevant!

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

A real lady killer.

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

Despite my avatar, I am not actually a pony. (You may also see me around as m2pt5 rather than Emtu.)

I really like changelings.

Greetings all and welcome to my page. I tend to write stories of a darker nature though I enjoy reading a wide range of stories. I hope you find something of interest here, have a good day.

im not the best writer but I'm proud of every story I make some more then others tho Also I would love to do crossover's they are so much fun

Founder of Thought Prism Games. Check out my work at thoughtprismgames.com!

Every day is always crazy!

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

For some people, small, beautiful events are what life is all about!

I enjoy writing. If I think of anything clever to say I'll update this.

An unprofessional writer who enjoys what he does whether he's good at it or not.

Hobbyist writer, I also write non MLP stories at http://www.fanfiction.net/~Greatazuredragon

Writing is just pain leaving the spirit...

A wellspring of ideas, that struggles to make them into anything good.

Living with LUS.

You can't give up your laughter 'cause you're scared of a little pain; rainbows won't up the sky unless you let it rain. —Autumn Blaze

Oh my Gosh, I can add Emojies? 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 Kofi

Easy-going brony trying his hand at writing.

“Dreams save us. Dreams lift us up and transform us.” Superman

The man who likes ponies but also likes monsters... so what's wrong with him combining the two? ;P

The name's Animatorsnake or short for Anim, welcome to my realm the Living World. I'm a writer and storyteller and I hope you enjoy my content of the world of Equestria & Anim's journey in Equestria.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran