Oooga Boooga!

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

This is fiction. But it is based...

Pithy Statement

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Author of the Homecoming series, occasional contributor to Bodyguard!AU, and food aficionado.

Dashite forever!

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.

I am the one and only Chicago music horse!! Unfortunately my mixtape isn't fire, so I'm pursuing storytelling instead.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I enjoy writing a lot.

I don't pretend to know what I'm doing. Do yourself the same favor.

An Aussie bloke doing blokey things. Reading cute widdle stories about pretty pastel ponies for instance.

Can I speak to the manager?

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Pony artist, transformation artist, and occasionally transformation writer.

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

God created man; now it is man's turn to create works of art.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

She's just the dirty-by-trade tomboy.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

8000 soldiers!

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

You never know where the green beans are going to land.

Someone who needs to write far more than they currently do! x.x

The one German who is lazy for real.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"