Hello everypony, welcome to my page.
Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.
Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)
Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!
Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.
Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).
[Retired]Hello and welcome to my page. I am blunt and honest, but also very critical. I normally keep to myself, but I do like to chat sometimes. Just don't say anything that would upset me, please.
Stay awhile and listen... (Patreon) (Commissions)
I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.
If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Me? I'll be standing at a safe distance with a marshmallow on a stick
Faith and Hatred are the only things that keep me alive.
Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!
Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)
Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.
Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.
Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.
Applejack will always love you 'cos that's jes' how she is, sugarcube <3
I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.
Genuinely wishing I had more time and motivation to write. Sometimes you'll get lucky. Mostly you'll be disappointed.
Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!
After seeing huge bursts of power from one universe a Q decides to investigate
I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.
I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.
Quite frankly, I'm a simple person who enjoys watching the show from time to time, and an avid reader/writer.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
YO! I write stuff. Primarily comedy for now but I will experiment with other genre's. some will go better that others.
Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.
A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)
My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M