"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Forget not that I am a derp.

Part of the AugieDog family of companies

The MLP community has been a great source of happiness and joy. These stories are my attempt to give something back to those who have so enriched my life.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

A weaver of tales who enjoys a good story. What more is there to say, really?

"If it explores new possibilities or evokes the slightest excitement, it has no merit." —literary scholars, probably

All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Not a changeling.

A Skeptic & So Also Therefore Now A godless Agnostic Atheist

"Perhaps the story now goes beyond the book." - Cornelia Funke, Inkheart

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Only mostly dead.

Living with LUS.

Lord Fetlock Equinari, The Ponytrician of Flanhk-Marepork. Grammar Tyrant, Rogue Editor at Large, Pungeon Master, Dispenser of Unsolicited Wisdom.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Okay, I admit it, I'm probably not your mom. But odds are I'm old enough to be. Now with Patreon account (under alarajrogers) and short stories on Amazon (under Alara Rogers).

A writer who grew from their many mistakes, and who still loves ponies deeply.