Howdy, I’m Burt.

Just trying to be better.

♀️ -- Based and Wallypilled™ |Patreon!

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Fear makes strangers of us all.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

It is a good and noble thing to tell a good story.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

I'm still alive, don't worry.

Voice actor and writer.

Knife guys finish last...in bed.

I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. Yes, there will be gore. Avatar by Ash_H_Arts

You can read all of my stories, in their original greentext format, on my Pastebin here: http://pastebin.com/u/Frostybox

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

"You think you know me..."

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

salvete

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Be who you are and strive who you want to be

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

time to get off this furry boat

https://37a8.deviantart.com/ now with Deviantart

Humans... Humans everywhere

Mares are cute. They are also fluffy. I want to pet the pretty mares and give them snuggles.

Just a man. Nothing special. I like almost everything I can find about sci-fi and epic high fantasy. I like plenty of other things, but you don't really care about that I'm sure.

a home-grown australian who embraced being a member of the fandom 2 days before joining. Willingly delved into the fandom whole-heartedly and has never looked back

I'm still alive, probably.

I am 20, Brony, and Christian(And proud of it!). Also I am a gamer to my bones.

"I'm Off!" said the Madman!!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Just your average cryptid, skulking around.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Eren is a bird.

Who let the dogs out?

There are no copies, only recreations and reimaginings.

Argablargblarg

If I wanted to stay sane, then I should have stayed away from the internet.

Not much to say really... just here to read fanfics, write comments, and kick back.

Somewhat alive

When life gives you Lemonade, make Lemons. Life will be all like, "what?!"