Mr. Smarty Pants is Twilight Sparkle's childhood doll who protects her from the monsters that hide in the darkness of her bedroom.
What she doesn't realize is that protection... comes with a price.

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What's it been? 1000 years?
That's funny. It feels like much longer than that.

Let me tell you, being trapped in stone that long can do crazy things to a guy.
And when you were a little off your rocker in the first place...
But now I'm free. The leaders of this disgusting place trapped me here, and now they're going to pay.
I'm going to show them the real definition of insanity.

Approximately three years after Princess Twilight Sparkle's coronation, the alicorn has developed obsessive compulsive disorder. Her life has changed drastically as a result. Especially when she experiences several gaps in her daily schedule.
This is her side of the story.

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Heavily based off a story by: CreepyCarbs