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I write about cute ponies. Sometimes.

Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

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If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

I read it for the Plot.

All shall know me as Vlad-Daddy.

Kiss me, my account is 10!

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

*click click click*

...What? I'm just here to read.

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

who me

I'm here to write my way into your hearts and infect your minds.

Epileptic-autistic eldest of four, artist, creative, and horse crazy girl who is obsessed with entertainment media and history among other things.

G4 and G5. Did Hasbro manage to catch lightning in a bottle twice??

Dude living in Michigan. Been writing since middle school. I love games and playing piano. Married to a lovely artist.

Hi all, names Marig, I enjoy reading fanfic's and drawing. ^_^

You know how much I sacrificed?

Nothing Much To Say I Like MLP Mainly Fanfics And Songs Particularly OCXRD Fics Don't Judge Please

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

Suggest who you want to see next in the Heartwarming moment series in my Blog.

I’m back and I want to write again.

Have a seat while I check if these drapes really clash with my den. I’m going for a less... murder massacre theme, y’know? If only the price of a joke wasn’t mass murder and- oh it’s not?

Booping, romance, silly stuff, drama, I write it all. Mostly just booping, though.

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

Rapists can climb

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Cum

God, I'm so sorry.

Pithy Statement