I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

Greetings, I am comrade Stalin, a man with swag and a giant spoon who smokes weed, here to make fan-fictions like dumb shitposts, random crossovers, and references. Enjoy the show, and stay swaggy.

Exactly what it says on the tin.

Forget not that I am a derp.

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

It's fanfiction all the way down.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Wait, am I now just the one who wrote Mortem? 'Cause I think I'm okay with that.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

"You think you know me..."

Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.

Time flies. Have fun. Preferably not at the expense of others.

Not a brony. No really, I'm not. I'm just here to see what awesome stuff this crazy fandom puts out.

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

Just a guy that writes fan fiction from time to time.

Thanks for sticking with me, everyone! Support on Patreon, if you'd like!

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Commissions currently OPEN

24, Canadian. Avatar drawn by the amazing Mix-up.

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

If you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down. -Gin Blossoms

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

You're never properly dressed without a smile...

RP writer and Spacebattles

Just a veteran writing love stories for fun. If you want help or just to chat, hit me up, I always love to meet new people.

space is a waste

Learn to love the writing, of telling a story that you want told, and not the recognition that comes with it. When skill and passion atrophy, write for yourself, and in time, you'll inspire others.

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Deep into that dorkness peering...

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

I'm a crazy author-- but then again, what author isn't? I am into all things fandom, especially pony. I also love history, which is why I'm writing this crazy Apollo 11 thing.