Before the three voices on the stage that has faced many different ponies and species alike was the stallion of royal blood, looking a bit bored by the whole sight.
...
"...Eh-hem?"
Yes...?
Can we help you...?
"I was brought to your show so you could do some sort of interview on me?"
Oh...
...Well no...
...You can leave...
"I beg your pardon?"
Go...
...All we were going to do was make fun of you and poke fun at you...
Yeah...
...You can just go...
"Oh... Very well then..." Prince Blueblood thus turned around and began to exit the single spotlight before coming to a halt, a thought tugging at his mind a bit. "Why exactly are you letting me go?"
Why question it...?
Yeah...
A lot of ponies would've been happy to run away if we gave them the chance...
Milk this cow while you still can...
'Milk this cow'...?
Applebloom taught me it...
...It means take the chance you're given...
Ah...
...Bumpkin wisdom...
...Very few can match it...
"Excuse me."
Huh...?
Oh...
You're still here...?
Yeah...
Go milk a cow or something...
...We're letting you go...
"But why?"
Don't make us say it...
"Say what?"
It's just that...
...What can we say...?
Honestly...
What could we possibly say that could make you look any worse than you already do...?
"What did you say about me you--"
Don't even start, you piece nouveau riche arrogance...
You have nothing...
You are nothing...
"I am--"
NOTHING!
Do you know what power is boy...?
Something you could never hope to fathom...
Royal name and blood are nothing...
You earn respect by displaying your power...
Your very right to rule!
"Uh--"
DO NOT SPEAK WHILE I SPEAK YOU WORM!
Blueblood cringed and cowered as he saw two green flames spark through the darkness.
Celestia...
Luna...
Even Cadenza...
I have respect for them to some degree...
They have power and have shown their right to rule...
You have nothing and have proven nothing...
And that's why we won't say anything about you...
Yeah...
Why waste our time when we can bother people with depth and character...?
So you can just go...
We won't even bother with a trap or anything...
You know where the door is...
The prince could not get a single word out as he wobbled his way over through the darkness to the exit he entered from.
...Queeny...
Do not bother me with trivial matters of 'how amazing' I just was...
...I wasn't going to say that...
...I was going to say that I have on recording you saying you respect the princesses...
...GIVE ME THAT TAPE!
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LOL well done as always. Excellent job!
Hah
Lol good and to the point on that one.
Very well done. Just pointing out, it's "right to rule." 'Rite' denotes some sort of ritual.
That was out of the blue and yet better than the past four combined.
Aww Yah!! Stick it to him good!!
Bravo, ol' chap. Bravo
This was the best portayal of Blueblood I've read thus far
XD
poor blueblood
994048 But they didn't even do anything to him other than say he never uses his power. Now Chrysalis on the other hoof
"Blueblood"
*le SMILE*
FANTASTIC burn!
That was funny, nice work
Take that Blueblood, you arrogant bastard!
Heh, that sure got him.
And Pip is in real problem now if "Queeny" gets him
i really liked this one because it had the "mortal questioning his god" feel to it. there arent many of those around
994196 My "Elements of the Past" series is going to be about that.
*claps hooves* Queenie, you have earned my respect. Now quick, give me that tape so I can make copies!
Ah blackmail is such a wonderful thing, specially at that young an age.
I know Blueblood is a cad, but damn. That was just brutal.
*ahem*.........
BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
That is all...
I guess you could call this...
a royal burn.
YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
Even Chrysalis is too good for Blue Blood.
994175
OOOOH!!!! Maybe someone outta like say .. ever read one about princess Applebloom?! OH!!!
Iron Will
You know, who would we all be able to hate on so well if there was no blueblood. Discord and Chrysalis have admirable aspects of their personalities, blueblood has none. One of the best chapters we had in a long time. My personal favorite, I love how Chrysalis handled that, I have wanted to say similar things to people of his ilk.
Ciao darling
You sir have earned an image octavia slow clopping
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You earned it
After reading my little alicorn, this makes me smile >:3
Blueblood, you have the right to remain BURNED
I can only think:
You want this tape?
I WANT IT!
You want this tape?
I WANT IT!
You want this tape?
I WANT IT!
You want You want?
I WANT THAT TAPE?
(For those who don't get the reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA )
994078
Uses his power... what power? What they were saying is he HAS no real power, because he doesn't have the gumption to TAKE power.
What could we possibly say that could make you look any worse than you already do...?
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I goT THE TAPE!
994017 actually, I suggested that he be done.
And it turned out much better than I expected
996241 TFS Dragonball Z abridged reference!
I love how you got that bad-ass Chrysalis moment going on, then you kill it epically with that last part. You seem to be very good at that.
Bravo!
Oh dear, that ending. Well done!
"Why waste our time when we can bother people with depth and character...?"
Coming from the people who invited Lyra and Vinyl and Octavia, this is quite ironic. Also, wrong.
Ending. Priceless.
Blueblood got pwned! I loved this little chapter! And Chrysalis got caught on tape saying she respects the Princesses!
Should I feel pity for...NAAAAAAAw!
Well of course someone who respects power would respect those who wield it.
Nothing wrong with that, Chrysalis.
Pretty sure she'd kill you if you said that to her...
Yep. I wouldn't even have time to turn and run.
Anyway, good story as usual, and good ol' Underliner, you seem to learn more and more from Cap'n Bold every day. (I do know who the characters are, it's just there are people who jump to these later chapters without going through the whole stories. tl;dr withholding spoilers.)
HAHAH!!!
Every time I start hating this story it manages to pop out a chapter like this and well.....yeah.
man, Pip is doing a fantastic job. just so proud of him
The latest chapters haven't been getting me cracked up like the first few, but that last bit got me laughing again, thanks
That was an asshole move. -__- If you couldn't think of anything to make fun of him why include him/