Two students of magic, each with a great destiny, meet at a study door.
What they find inside will scar them both for life.

After defeating the evil unicorn Sparklelord by tossing him through a portal, Dr. McNinja enters the rift in time and space himself in hopes of finding another unicorn to be his new motorcycle. However, instead of going to Radical Land like he hoped, everyone's favorite ninja doctor ends up in a small little country known as Equestria. Unfortunately, Sparklelord is in Equestria as well, with intentions to wipe it and its inhabitants off the map. It’s up to Dr. McNinja, his sidekick Gordito, and the Elements of Harmony to save the day.

(Special thanks to Totallynotabrony for his mad editing skills and another special thanks to my pega-sister/real sister for making the cover art. Cover art background by Jamey4 )

This is an article based, satirical news program that delivers the most accurate, up to date news of the nation of Equestria. Based off of the popular Onion.com.

Can't get enough satirical news stories? Visit The Onion: Equestrian Bureau's sister site, The Ponion by CartsBeforeHorses

Everyone had their own way into Equis. Me? I got drugged. No biggie. Turns out that Equestria is racist. And that's bad. So when three relatively unknown Princes of Equestria drag me into the Game to help people change, I figured I might as well do just that. Just one problem. I'm a Parasprite. Yeah.

So now I must force my way in this harsh reality of slavery and injustice. For the people. For Equestria. For the swarm...
Authors note: This story is set in the 'Chess Game of the Gods' universe, started by Rust in 'The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog' and expanded by Blackwing in 'Griffin the Griffin'. The universe has since been expanded by a growing number of authors, each with their own piece of the action. If you haven't checked those out, I advise that you do! Approved by BlackWing.

Karl is a simple man, put off by the thought of anything outside of his comfort zone. For him, a cup of tea at home easily defeat a day of exploration and discovery. So when a routine trip from the corner-shop goes wrong, he is visibly (and so very audibly) displeased. All he wants is to get his biscuits and leave...

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A one-shot for funzies. If you somehow haven't already, go watch Karl be himself in any situation and try not to die of laughter. Here's some examples. Teen for minor swearing.

FROM THE FUCKED-UP MIND WHICH BROUGHT YOU "THE POINTLESSNESS OF IT ALL" AND "TRY NOT TO DIE!" COMES THIS HEART BURNING TALE

Salad Fingers somehow escaped from the Barren Wasteland, and ends up with Twilight Sparkle. Unfortunately, due to Twilight's lack of rusty spoons, Salad Fingers soon grows discontent with the unicorn, and sets off.

"No this isn't racist because I'm black" - Richard Pryor
Bart the Zebra has a tough life as a railroad worker until the day he hits the boss in the head with a shovel and is condemned to death. Meanwhile the original town of Appleoosa is dealing with thugs from the same railroad company destroying their town and killing their sheriff. When the townsponies appeal to the Princess for help, a very rich and greedy Attorney General steps in on behalf of the railroad (which he owns) and decides to send the zebra on death row to be the new sheriff. Can Bart save the town before the earth ponies kill him?
This was a commission from someone that I wrote last year, EqD said it was waaaaaay too offensive to zebras lol

features ancestors of all mane 6

Every thousand years, the world where upon Equestria lies is chosen to play host to IGOM, the Interdimensional Gathering of Malevolence, an actually somewhat fun convention of the multiverse's undertakers of dirty deeds. Unfortunately, with Discord frozen in stone and the spirit that was Nightmare Moon nowhere to be found, the 'honor' of being host has now fallen upon the shoulders of a reluctant Queen Chrysalis. The problem? She has never had to host any sort of celebration in her life, nor does she consider herself 'evil'.

Filled with doubts, the Changeling Queen turns to the one being in all the land who may be able to help her. Will the world's most famous party pony be able pull off the odd celebration and show the Queen of Deception that there may be more to life than brooding, or will the vile beings she's forced to be around convince her to be comfortable with her 'bad' side? And just what is the true intention held behind the creation of IGOM?

While the mane six were off saving Equestria from Discord's reign of chaos, how did the other ponies fair? What were the other various trials of chaos that our everyday ponies went through?

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A collection of discorded shorts involving your favourite minor/background characters!
Octavia & Vinyl, Ponyville Elementary, the Canterlot sophisticates, the antagonists and lots more.
Suggest any others which you think I'll miss out! Feedback is encouraged!
The amazingly kick-ass and appropriate image was stolen without permission from here and I am feeling guilty for only linking in the source up to now.

Applebloom comes across a wish granting leprechaun on the farm. Wishing for her cutie mark, she becomes a leprechaun herself. Soon, the rest of Ponyville is aware of her new found power and everyone wants a wish for themselves.