Head Mailmare Just Throws Away Mail
Ponyville, Equestria- After years of screw ups, mis-deliveries, and just an overall uncertainty of whether or not her only Mailmare, Derpy, would be able to get the parcels to their proper owners, head Mailmare, Proper Time, just threw away the town's mail. When reached for a comment, Time had this to say.
"I'm just fed up. Literally, all she has to do is take these letters to the addresses on the cover. How hard is that? There's only like 50 ponies in this town and half of them don't get mail. It's amazing that no pony has said anything to her. For god's sake, I don't think anypony has gotten their mail in at least a year. Ya know what, fuck it. I'm just gonna throw the mail out and take the day off."
When reached for a comment at her boss's statement, Derpy Hooves had this to say, "I just don't know what went wrong!"