Twilight Sparkle Tired of Humans
Ponyville Library, Equestria- For going on the sixteenth time, Twilight Sparkle, local celebrity, has yet again found herself in an encounter with a human.
"It's the same thing every time." Twilight stated. "I swear its impossible to get any work done with these guys springing up everwhere. It wouldn't be so bad, but it's like Hearth's Warming Eve to these guys. It goes the same way every single time. 'Oh my god, it's Twilight Sparkle' they say ' I can't believe it's really you! We should totally go on adventures and be best friends and blah, blah, blah'. It was sweet the first couple times around, but now... now it's just really fucking annoying." Twilight was unable to comment further as she was preoccupied with a portal leaking humans by the cart load.